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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS (DVD)
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Both are successful and career oriented. Both are snobbish New Yorkers. They are separated. Too much distrust and hurt. But when the Morgans witness a “hit,” they find themselves in protective custody—in Wyoming of all places.
 
The Morgans get a taste of the simple life, of people who trust one another and treat others with respect. The caring townspeople also offer pretty good advice. But when the Morgans make strides toward one another, another secret separates them just as the hit man is on the scent.
 
The focus: Marriage takes choice, communication and forgiveness.
 
Themes deal with adultery (what caused the separation), sexual situations (nothing graphic). Takes God lightly—if at all. God's name taken in vain—repeatedly.
 
Still, this is a couple movie to warm the heart that is a far cry from most sexually charged, profane Hollywood fare.

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THE A-TEAM
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
I reluctantly went to this movie. But it was Father's Day and it was our daughter's treat. However, the story was solid with some nice twists and there was even a bit of character development. A bit.
 
Rangers stripped of what they prized most seek to clear their name. They are the best at what they do, but can they uncover the truth before the very government, they served so faithfully, destroys them?
 
This was obviously written with the hope of future A-Team movies.
 
Though the story was more solid than I expected....
Language was rough with both obscenity and profanity. One ranger was a definite and unapologetic womanizer. There are inappropriate situations, references and jokes. Many US Government officials, military, covert, etc, are not men/women of honor or integrity. US Government entities are seen as villains.
 
Violence quotient is high. But mostly old TV violence without the blood and gore.
 
The focus is justice, loyalty, friendship and being able to count on one another—no matter what.
 
Not a family movie.

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TOY STORY 3
G
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Things they are a-changing. Andy is heading off to college and needs to decide what to do with his toys. The toys haven't been played with for some time and long to have children love and play with them again. When a mistake lands them at a day care, their dreams turn into a huge nightmare. But can they escape before everything that makes them special is destroyed forever?
 
My husband and I took our three grandchildren (ages 6, 8 and 10) to the movie. We didn't know what to expect. I didn't have high expectations. Too often a third movie is tired and dull and forced. TOY STORY 3 was anything but. It pulled the heartstrings and left even my strong hubby and I misty.
 
A loving story about commitment, self-sacrifice, friendship, generosity (even when it hurts) and growing up.
 
Cartoon violence—some intense. A few euphemisms are used: darn, heck, idiot, pea-brain...
 
Recommended for families, though some very young children may find it too intense. Our grandchildren loved it.
 

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IRON MAN 2
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
There was no way that IRON MAN 2 could transcend the hype of advertising. Nevertheless, the movie had a pretty solid, if shallow, plot line, with lots of special effects. I did not like the man Tony Stark became when he thinks his life span is limited—even more arrogant and totally out of control, not caring how his antics hurt those around him.
 
There lots of violent battle-scenes, but mostly old TV-style violence.
 
The movie's strong points are about friends who stick even when that is more than a little difficult. It is about recapturing purpose, about self-sacrifice, about turning around and making amends.
 
Warnings: Stark is very hedonistic and his life-style is one of “wine, women and song.” We hear sexual references, God's name used inappropriately and other “rough” language. We see cleavage and some other short provocative scenes.
 
What we come away with, is that while deeply flawed, Stark does seek to help others. In doing so, he grows into his hero role.
 
I thought IRON MAN 2 worth my time.

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THE LAST SONG
Rated PG
Nicholas Sparks
 
Family, Forgiveness, Divorce, Death, Love and Reconciliation are the themes of THE LAST SONE
 
I'd already listened to the audiobook of THE LAST SONG before I viewed the movie. I loved the book, which is why I wished to see the movie. The movie focuses on the romance of the two main characters, while the book has more depth and a deeper story. Still the movie does capture the love of family, the search of a young woman for herself, for her place, for love...a young woman who learns about sacrifice and forgiveness.
 
The younger brother was the best character in the movie.
 
The movie will appeal to female teens who believe love conquers all. Some of the dialogue bothers me in an era when young men will use any pick up line to reel in a vulnerable young woman, not all are as honorable as the hero in the movie.
 
The movie was clean, a good story, and draws the viewer to understand, seek and offer forgiveness.
 
Still, if you really want the full value—read the book. You will be surprised at how it changes and adds to the story. Read my review of the book under AUDIOBOOKS for more of the story line.
 
Warning note: God's name is used in vain several times and there are other words used including b____. Some suggestive clothing.

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THE BOUNTY HUNTER
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
My husband and I thought this sounded like a fun movie. We liked the premise and the movie didn't appear to have a lot of sex or violence and didn't take itself too seriously. We did leave the theater smile and talking, but NOT about how good it was.
 
Hurley and Boyd were divorced. Hurley was on the way up with her journalistic career and often followed up on sensitive stories. Boyd had lost his job as a cop and was now a bounty hunter. And they seem to hate each other.
 
When she follows up a suicide story that didn't seem to be a suicide instead appearing in court on a driving violation, a warrant is put out for her arrest. Who takes the assignment? Her ex and with great pleasure.
 
But she isn't about to go back until she solves a mystery that grows deeper, more complicated and dangerous with every escape from her ex. When he is also caught up in the danger, they must work together to discover the truth. Along the way they rediscover each other.
 
Jennifer Aniston as Nicole Hurley and Gerard Butler as Milo Boyd, playing the main characters, had good chemistry. The movie had good potential, but the script was a pretty pathetic piece of work. Plot holes were numerous and huge enough to sink battleships. The script called for Hurley to take some of the stupidest actions. And, yes, I know this was a light-hearted romance/mystery, but there is limit for a movie not meant to be slapstick or just dumb humor. Too bad Aniston and Butler didn't have a better vehicle for that chemistry.
 
There were definite language problems. Besides rough language, God's name is regular misused. Hurley has a mother who is anything but nice. Lots of skin at places the couple visit such as a strip club. There are suggestive and some rather gross references.
 
Many of the couple's antics alone and together are all too often mean-spirited, criminal and scary—like Boyd dumping Hurley into the trunk of his car and gleefully.
 
If you watch this, wait until you can rent it. Not worth a movie ticket. (Thankfully hubby and I had a two for one coupon.)

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EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed (DVD)
Ben Stein
Rated: PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
I wasn't able to see this when it was showed at a local theater. But I wanted to. Out shopping, I grabbed a copy as we checked out. I had heard it was somewhat boring, but I'd seen enough clips to know I did want to see the movie. I was glad I did. Boring. No. Moving. Yes.
 
EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed takes us on a journey to the roots of evolution and those seeped in Darwin's theories. Takes us to the halls of academia where openness of thought, discussion and pursuit of truth wherever it may lead, leads to loss of tenure, grants and even jobs.  Evolutionist are determined to stamp out any point of view but their own, even while admitting they really don't have all the answers.
 
The scary thing about this viewpoint is how it admittedly leads to atheism and the idea that we are neither moral or free people, not if we're merely products of evolution. It also leads, as it did during the days of Nazi-crazed expansion, to the death of those considered imperfect, which included all who did not hold to the prevailing evolutionary-based world view.
 
EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed should be the movie required in every home and school instead of the full of inaccuracies and outright falsehoods of Al Gore's AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH.
 
Please get a copy of EXPELLED: No Intelligence Allowed and watch it as a family.

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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF
PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Jackson had no idea he was the son of a Greek god until he was attacked at a museum. Suddenly his whole life was spinning out of control and his past a muddle of questions.
But when his human mother is captured, Jackson and friends go on a mission of rescue. Along the way they learn what teamwork, friendship, self-sacrifice and being a hero is all about. It shows how a seeming disability can really be an ability in the right context.
 
My husband and I enjoyed this movie without a lot of graphic violence, sex, or profanity. That doesn't mean there aren't drawbacks. There is some old TV type violence. There is the Greek god situation, which can be a point of discussion about legends and what they mean. There are a few misuses of God's name and a few bikini and other less than wholesome shots and Grover, the Satyr's response.
 
Still, overall this was fun family movie—with some need for discussion afterward.

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X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE  (DVD)
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
The movie takes us back to Logan's origins, learning that he and his brother had some of the natural abilities that have been enhanced scientifically in the Logan we've come to know. Logan's human side is suppressed by those with agendas that seek to manipulate and use. Only Logan escapes, temporarily and manages to live a semi-normal life with a woman who accepts him for who he is. But when his past catches up to him and his “normal” life is ripped away, Logan vows revenge.
 
For all it's build up, I was glad I had not spent the money to see this movie in the theater. I found the plot hackneyed, the action and outcome predictable and, as so usual these days, the producers depended on special effects to liven up a rather flat story.
 
Then there is the revisionist Marvel history.
 
Those who enjoy smash, crash, and violent encounters won't mind the shallow story, though there are some attempts to give depth to Logan's character.
 
This is not for children. The movie is violent (mostly comic-book violence, but still intense), there is a scene of Logan running for his life—nude, pre-marital sex accepted as normal, and swearing.
 
I was not impressed.

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 AVATAR
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
The movie was a spectacular, intricate creation. Though my husband and I didn't see it in 3-D, we still felt immersed in a world that felt very real. My husband said he was rather glad we didn't have the 3-D option as parts were quite intense enough without that immersion.
 
The story was, at heart, simple. A space adventure story of challenge, loss, betrayal, restoration and love.
 
Jake Sully was a Jarhead, who'd lost the use of his legs in combat. He was asked to take the place of his deceased twin brother on a scientific journey to learn about the native peoples of a strange planet. But more was at work. He was asked by a military-type to become, not just one of the planet's inhabitants, but also a spy. His reward—new legs.
 
From the first, Jake is in conflict. Becoming an Avatar in order to learn about the native people is a scientific and positive mission, being a spy to recover his health is not so positive, but he has no stake in the situation until he meets the people and discovers a whole new world. A world worth saving.
 
The scenery is lush and realistic as are the characters. Both story and characterizations draw in the viewer until the real world fades away and one is totally on board with the need for a positive outcome for the native people.
 
The story is reminiscent of the White/Native story in America. It is the bad invaders verses the more or less, peaceful native people, and all for material gain.
 
I do not recommend it for young children. Many scenes are much too intense. For older children, there would need to be a discussion afterward.
 
The native characters wear very little. The religion, treated with great respect by authors, is pantheistic-based (God is all and all is God, everything flows together. Everything is a cycle of life.) The ceremonies are created beautifully and impact the viewer with a reverence for life. (It seems we aren't able to appreciate our environment without including ancient pagan rituals.)
 
There is a sensuous sex scene, though it is strategically written and created as not to actually show too much.
 
There is a language problem, some quite jarring.
 
As for me, for all it's very real problems for Christians, I am glad I saw the movie. It is a cinematic triumph with a compelling story. 

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STAR TREK (DVD)
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
I really dislike revisionist history, even revisionist fictional history. So, when my husband and friends went to see STAR TREK in the theater, I didn't go. He really liked the movie, so much so he requested the DVD for Christmas.
 
When I purchased the movie, I had no intention of watching it with him. That was before a snow storm made the usual family Christmas a non-starter. There was no place to go and no family at home Christmas Day.
 
Hubby and I wanted to do something together and there was the new DVD. I agreed to watch it with hubby. And, was pleasantly surprised. Yes, there were changes I had trouble swallowing (rather turned Star Trek history into a pretzel), but I was amazed at how well the characters looked like the originals.
 
STAR TREK was an OK story and  must have been spectacular on the big screen. We watched Kirk, Bones and Spock start the journey to the deep friendship they developed during the series.
 
I didn't much care for the more graphic emphasis on Kirk's sexual exploits, though the authors stayed within the PG-13 rating. I also really disliked the loss of the Vulcan home world. Kirk's beginnings were changed as was his character, sort of.
There are shots of underwear and stripping down to same. There are suggestion of much more. Lots of violent action. Misuse of God's name.
 
Nevertheless this STAR TREK doesn't take itself too seriously. Like the TV it is a space-Western with a sense of fun and hope. Still glad I didn't pay to see it in the theater.

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INKHEART
PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

Mo Folchart, a book restorer, travels with Meggie, his daughter, seeking a very special book. She knows something is wrong, but her father doesn't confess, not even when he is accosted by a strange man with a ferret. While Folchart and his daughter escape, the escape is temporary as they are thrust into a story Folchart hoped to avoid.

And yet, if he is to find his wife he must do what he has no desire to ever do again, read out loud and release characters from a book into the real world.

When villains from an earlier release find him and kidnap his daughter and aunt, and when Folchart realizes what's at stake, he must choose whether or not to use his “gift” to bring fortune or disaster and save the lives of them all.

Lots of nice twists and turns, this story shows the power of words and how our children follow in our footsteps. Very enjoyable.

Some old TV-type violence, some parts might give very young children nightmares. Some misuse of God's name.

I wanted to see this when it first came out, but didn't get the chance. For very young children this would be much more frightening on a large screen and much more intense. I would have enjoyed it on a large screen and am glad I finally got to see it even on our much smaller home screen. Made for an interesting evening for my husband and I to share—with ice cream.

Overall a positive movie.

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THE BLIND SIDE
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Though enrolled in a Christian school, his grades and background are against him. Until one couple steps up and offers him a place to sleep, a home and finally a family. But this white family, the Touhys,--parents and two kids-- actively help African-American Michael Oher become something he was born for--a football star.
 
The Mom is feisty and not afraid to go against convention to fight for her new "son," who comes from a place totally foreign to her.  This doesn't stop her from trying to understand and reach out.
 
The story is not a "sentimental journey" with cardboard "goody two-shoes" characters, but a portrayal of a realistic Christian family who reach beyond their comfort zone--way beyond--and find an incredible blessing.
 
Mom has some pointed graphic descriptions when needed to get her point across. These may well surprise those who expect a movie with simply a nice little feel-good story. (If more parents were clear about sexual expectations and consequences, maybe there wouldn't be so many out-of-wedlock births.)
 
It is nice to watch a movie, with Hollywood stars, that portrays faith and family in a positive light. Even better--this story is true.
 
Highly recommended for families, with the knowledge you might, and should, have some discussion afterward.

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17 AGAIN
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Mike O’Donnel gave up his dream of being a college basketball player in high school because his girlfriend ended up pregnant.  He married her, had children and found himself a rut 20 years later.
 
Little does he know that the janitor has the ability to give him his 20 years back.  A few hours later, Mike finds himself 17 years old again with the chance to live his life over.
 
I found this movie a little dry.  While it was able to hold my attention ok in the theater, I would probably never watch it again.  Although it does eventually promote family friendly values, it sure muddles through an awful lot of sexual innuendo and alcohol use making it look as though every teenager embarks in these activity.  My advice to you is this, skip 17 AGAIN.  No janitor will be able to give you those two hours back.
 
Warning: sexual situations, innuendos and language. Also profanity

Twilight Movie ReviewTWILIGHT
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Unless you have been living under a rock, you have heard of the Twilight books and movies.  It’s a classic story, boy meets girl, girl falls in love with boy.  Boy turns out to be a vampire.  Ok, maybe not completely classic.
 
Twilight is above all a teen love story.  Many people have had concerns about these books because of the vampire part of it.  The vampire part of the movie and the books is minor in compared to the love story…and maybe that’s the problem.
 
Violence and Gore are rare in the movie and the book.  The movie shows a couple of semi-violent fight scenes but almost no blood.  When I began reading the Twilight books, my biggest concern was this:
 
No girl should be that obsessed with her boyfriend.
 
It is scary how much Bella refers to Edward as a power that has overtaken her,  an overwhelming feeling that appears spiritual rather than physical and all consuming rather than puppy love.  This is concerning.  If this is the type of “love” that is being represented to young women everywhere, I fear that we will see a lot more date rapes, domestic violence, and co-dependent relationships.  Twilight represents a codependent relationship at its best and that is the biggest cause for concern.
 
Warning: some profanity, sexual situations. Deception is a key element of the movie.
 
 

Hannah Montana The MovieHANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
RATED G
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Hannah Montana is Miley Stewart’s superstar alter ego.  When her father, Robby Ray sees that Miley has become more Hannah than Miley, he decides to bring her back to her roots in Tennessee and see if the country girl still exists.  While Miley is there, she rediscovers who she really is.
 
In all honesty, I rented this movie because there were slim pickings at the Redbox.  I was expecting it to be extremely hokey and a bit of a bore.  I was pleasantly surprised by a heart-warming, family friendly movie with an interesting plot and good acting.  Very little concern surrounding swearing, alcohol, or sexual innuendo arose.  This is a movie that will be great for the whole family.
 

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THE RIVER WITHIN
Rated G
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Before I and my husband attended this movie we heard it compared to “Fireproof” and “Facing the Giants.” In other words, a faith-based movie. Like “Facing the Giants” THE RIVER WITHIN had a severe budget.
 
From the first, the story caught my interest. The characters were “real” people, living “real” lives, not Hollywood's commercialized idea of how most of us live.
 
Jason returns to his hometown in Arkansas to prepare for his bar exam only to be drawn into the lives of old friends and his church. The church is in need of a youth pastor and Jason is talked into taking the job for the summer, a job that wasn't supposed to take up much of his time.
 
But the teens and their needs capture Jason, especially one very needy, withdrawn young man. Jason intentionally befriends him and finds himself far more involved than intended. What happens when things don't go as planned in helping the teens, in his friendship with his old girlfriend and with a friend who, though dealing with the consequences of his own actions, forces Jason to face his?
 
This isn't s fiery movie about salvation, but a quiet movie in which lives are made whole by God's love and grace. The salvation message is more implied than spelled out with forgiveness a main component, even for the pastor. The story has the feel of Jan Karon's Mitford books.
 
For a budget film, the quality was very good. I enjoyed, not just the story, but also the setting, beautifully framed on film. A tribute to all who worked on the film.
 
An excellent first release from Zac Health. I hope we see much more from him.
 
If you have a chance to see this film, take it. Recommended.
 

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NEW IN TOWN
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Lucy Hill was a corporate executive on her way up, living in warm Miami when she agreed to retool and downsize a small factory in, of all places, Minnesota in Winter time. She was not happy to realize she'd have to do the job in person and even less thrilled with what she thought were unsophisticated hicks who didn't understand she was just doing her job.
 
Only something happens on the way to downsizing. As the community befriends her, she begins to see the residence of the small town as people and as friends—especially one handsome union rep. What happens when all her plans for keeping the plant open and for helping her new friends keep their jobs are in jeopardy?
 
Hollywood has a way of taking what could have been a nice family movie and throwing in sexual situations, clothing, and unpalatable language. I don't know how the movers and shakers missed adding all that junk to this movie, but, for the most part, they did. There are some, easily missed, misuses of God's name and a few double entendres. Alcohol does flow.
 
However, this movie catches not only the dialect, but also the family, faith-based culture of Minnesota—without mockery.
 
The story is sweet and predicable, but with likable characters and a heroine that grows and changes into a woman of compassion and caring by the movie's end. While this is not a “Christian” movie, you can enjoy this movie as a family without having to spend time covering your ears, your eyes or spending a whole lot of time explaining to the younger set. (Though you might want to deal with the issue of alcohol.)

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PAUL BLART: MALL COP (DVD)
PG-13 ?
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
He was a washed up, would-be cop working security in a large mall. His support system is a daughter who loves and supports him and a mother who loves and enables him. He has been on the job for ten years, but has little respect from fellow security guards or employees. His bumbling attempts to attract a young woman end up in a mixture of frustration and hope.
 
But when the mall is invaded by a gang set on burglary, Paul Blart must decide whether to run or to turn back and rescue the hostages. What happens next is a mixture of hilarity and poignancy as Blart does a Home Alone bit to put the gang out of commission and win favor with cops and his love interest. (Nice twist near the end.)
 
The movie does lift up faithfulness, integrity and trustworthiness.
 
I was frustrated with plot holes and inconsistencies. I was also frustrated with what should have been a good family movie. Why? As in this one, Hollywood always seems to add in those innuendos and unnecessary language some of it profanity (all mild), violence (a fight with bra revealed never explained satisfactorily) and sexual bits that leaves a vague bad taste. Though they did leave out the potty jokes and gross humor so prevalent these days.
 
Overall, not bad for an evening entertainment at home, but I've seen better—and much worse.
 

RaveReviews Movie Tie-ins - Movies, Soundtracks, DVDs, Movie Posters ... STATE OF PLAY
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Cal McAffrey is a reporter who, in assisting his congressman friend, falls into the hottest story of his career. But, will anyone believe the depth of corporate corruption? When digging for the story becomes life threatening and personal, when personal secrets come to light and friendship itself is on the line, will Cal let the matter drop or is truth worth the cost?
 
A fast paced, plot driven movie, with layers of secrets so deep and twisted that the viewer is kept on the fast-track until the last moment. If only the media truly cared this much for the truth.
 
Warning note: some rough language. Some lighted-hearted teasing about drug use. Alcohol is the normal beverage of choice. Sexual references.
 
Moral failures, however, are considered just that---failures.A good discussion starter about truth, commitment, government and the responsibility of the media.
 
Good movie for those like suspense. I wouldn't mind watching it again.

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RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
It would be hard to explain the story lines of this movie because there are many people all connected in one way or another. One storyline wraps around a husband who is having an affair.  Another one is wrapped around a girl who is just trying (too hard) to find love, another involves a woman desiring her boyfriend to take the next step towards marriage. The basic premise is the same. Women deserved to be pursued and valued, and if that doesn't happen then it's important to learn to walk away.
 
At least that's what I thought it was about.
 
Spoiler: By the end of the movie, the girl who tried too hard for love was able to get it, learning that she was the "exception" rather than the rule. The girl who wanted to get married ended up going back to her non-marrying boyfriend and getting a proposal. The only storyline that demonstrated what I believe the best selling book meant to demonstrate ended very sadly with divorce.
 
That being said, I thought the movie was pretty funny. I just think it is important to understand that this movie contradicts itself, which makes me wonder if the writers were just "not that into" demonstrating what the book had to say.

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CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC
RATED PG
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Rebecca Bloomwood is addicted to shopping, so much that she must find a new job in order to support her habit. The job that she eventually lands (through amusing events) involves working at a Successful Saving magazine. Something that Rebecca has certainly not learned anything about.
 
Although billed as a lighthearted comedy, I have to say that this movie points a real finger at addictions and the type of trouble that addictions can get a person in. Rebecca makes the perfect statement in the movie "When I shop, the world gets better, the world is better. And then its not anymore, and I need to do it again." Because of Rebecca's shopping problem, she (almost) loses her best friend as well as putting her parents in a precarious position.
 
I really liked this movie. It was funny and exciting. But I think it also pointed at the real problem with addictions. Although many people might not have as big a problem as Rebecca Bloomwood, this movie points a finger at some issues that have put society in the economic position that it is in today.
 
Warning: Some suggestive clothing, language and situations. Also some mild profanity.

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BRIDE WARS
RATED PG
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Liv and Emma have dreamed about their weddings since they were little girls. When they first witnessed a wedding in New York City at the Plaza, they started scrapbooking and planning for the weddings of their dreams into the future.
 
Fast forward to the present and both girls are still best friends. They also end up getting engaged at the exact same time, which results in the happiest moments of their lives: the opportunity to plan their weddings together. Unfortunately an accident occurs with the booking of the date. It turns out their weddings are booked on the same day, resulting in an all out war between the two brides. What results is a hilarious comedy showing that your best friends can indeed make the best enemies.
 
One of the strengths of this movie is that Emma and Liv's friendship shines through as the most important thing--although they lose their head for a minute (what bride doesn't?). Ultimately, they end up supporting each other in decisions regarding their futures. For Emma this means standing up at Liv's wedding. For Liv, this means supporting Emma in other important ways (I won't give anything away.)
 
However, that being said, there are some major weaknesses. The movie assumes it is normal for couples to live together before marriage, as both Emma and Liv are living with their fiancés. But the most disturbing part of the movie comes at the end when one of their friends is being consoled about her divorce. This friend answers, "Don't worry it is only my first." That thought is disturbing on many levels in a movie that appears to take marriage seriously. 
 
Although I liked the basic idea of this movie, I have to say that, in the end, the confusion ended up being between the movies themes. Is marriage a lifelong journey with ups and downs that you work through? Or is it something to be thrown out at the nearest sign of turmoil? That indeed is the true war.
Warnings: Suggestive clothing and situations, use of profanity and some mild obscenities.
 
Not a family-friendly movie. This should be rated PG-13, not PG.

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YES MAN
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Carl Allen is a man who is not really living.  He says no to everything and spends his night watching blockbuster movies. But when he attends a motivational seminar, he learns how amazing life can be when he says "Yes" to life.
 
In many ways, I really liked this movie. It was funny and taught a good lessen about making positive choices and not letting life pass you by. That being said, it is certainly not a family movie due to two specific scenes.
 
One involves Carl saying "Yes" to his elderly neighbor who wants to give him oral sex. This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen in a movie even though it is not graphic (Carl is seen from the waste up).
 
The other involves the last scene of the movie where the entire motivational seminar said "Yes" to giving the clothes off their back to charity. Unfortunately, this involves seeing the backsides of at least 100 people or more.
 
Like much of the movie presents, you as a viewer have a choice to make. I am disappointed that I cannot completely recommend you say "Yes" to YES MAN.
 
Warnings: Sexual situations and language, a good bit of profanity

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VALKYRIE
PG 13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Claus von Stauffenberg was part of the German military during WWII. Yet as the allies advanced, he found himself at odds with the Nazi horror. He became part of an intricate conspiracy that went all the way to the circle surrounding Hitler.
 
What happens when men stand up for right? A look at Germany we don't read about in our history books. It is a story my WWII veteran father told me.
 
But to see the story depicted, accurately, without all the made up drama that usually characterizes Hollywood enterprises, was refreshing and moving.
 
Tom Cruise portrayal brought the story to life, even to the underpinning of faith involved.
 
The movie was understated and overwhelming. A must see.

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BEDTIME STORIES
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Skeeter Bronson's father bought a small motel so he could both be with and support his children. He told his son wonderful bedtime stories that fueled his imagination. But the father lost the motel to a motel mogul who promised that maybe one day Skeeter could run the hotel. Instead, Skeeter ends up as the maintenance man, wondering if his dreams will ever come true. That is until he ends up babysitting his niece and nephew. As he tells bedtime stories to them, a strange thing happens. The stories begin to come true in unexpected ways. Is it just possible his dreams can still come true?
 
There are some inappropriate innuendos, but the movie stays, sometimes just barely, within the lines of family fare. (Sandler seems to like cheesy and rather disgusting juvenile jokes. There are also some inappropriate sexual situations, dress and dialogue. God's name is used in vain a few times.) Still, this is a story of false starts, blind alleys and finally a positive resolution when our hero learns not only that dreams can come true, but also more importantly the true meaning of love, caring and sacrifice.
 
I'm not a big Adam Sandler fan and this movie doesn't have the greatest script, but this was a compromise movie for our family after Christmas, and worth a look-- if you are able to dig beneath the negatives to the decent basic story. (If you take the kids, plan on some discussion afterwards.)

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THE FAMILY THAT PREYS
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
The film opens with the wedding of Andrea (the snooty, obnoxious, entitled sister) and Chris.  Chris clearly loves Andrea and is willing to give anything for her.  Yet, only a few minutes  into the reception Andrea is flirting with William Cartwright, the rich son of her mother's friend.
 
Four years later we find Chris and Andrea both working for William.  Chris is working on the construction site.  Andrew is working in the office.  It only takes a matter of time before Chris realizes that Andrea and William have been having an affair for most of their marriage.
 
In an unrelated plot, other than that the characters are related,  William's mother, Charlotte and Andrea's mother, Alice are best friends who embark on a road trip.
 
If there was one word to describe this film, it would be "interesting."  The plot is riveting and keeps one on the edge of their seat.  It does also show the nature of making negative choices.  However, I was deeply disturbed by the ending.
 
(Spoiler Alert)  Charlotte finds out that she has Alzheimer's Disease.  She speaks about how she does not want to forget things in her life.  Alice agrees to help her remember.  At the end of the movie, Charlotte chooses to commit suicide.  I was concerned with how anti climatic this appeared to be. 
At Charlotte's funeral, everyone continued to speak about how well she "lived" life.  The song "I Hope You Dance" infiltrates throughout the movie almost as a theme song for the way Alice should choose to live her life.  I can't help be concerned then, that when Charlotte was given the choice "to sit it out or dance" as the lyrics suggested, Charlotte chose to take herself off the dance floor altogether...and nobody seemed to care.
 
Other negative things include Alice and Charlotte paying a visit to the strip club as well as Charlotte's extensive drinking.
 
As for the first story line (Spoiler Alert) Andrea tells Chris that "their" son is actually a Cartwright and she divorces him.

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FIREPROOF
RATED PG
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Caleb Holt is a firefighter with a temper. Catherine Holt seems to have removed herself emotionally from her marriage. Eventually, Catherine asks for a divorce. When Caleb agrees to this, his father asks him to wait 40 days and read a handwritten journal called "The Love Dare." Throughout this 40 days Caleb and Catherine begin to find love again.
 
It's good to know that the directors' realize this movie is not Oscar material. However, I am continually concerned by how bad of an actor Kirk Cameron has become. Do you remember those days of Growing Pains? He was good...what happened?
 
This movie was enjoyable in a renting movie sort of way. I would not suggest spending eight to nine dollars at the movie theater to go see it. However, it got the message of the importance of marriage across. It also is nice to see a movie on the big screen that gives glory to God.
 
Note: there is one reason to see this movie in the theater. To promote more films with positive values.

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QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER (DVD)
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
American cowboy and long-shot rifleman extraordinaire, Quigley has been hired by an Australian rancher to rid the countryside of varmints. Not until after he arrives, does he discover the varmints aren't animals, but the Aborigines. Of course this goes against everything the American holds dear and he soon finds himself beaten up and dumped in the desert when he graphically lets his new boss know just how he feels about such a thing.  
 
So begins a journey of being rescued by the Aborigines and going on the offensive to protect them. While the goal is laudable, the body count is high. (Most of what is shown is old TV-type violence.) More graphic is the stalking of the woman and child by Dingos who turn on their own injured and are shown as aggressive and bloody.
 
There are a lot of what I call plot holes, things that didn't add up or make sense. Such as the woman being thrown into the desert with him having her hat on later. Or why they would have left his rifle with him. Sometimes it appeared Quigley shot the bad guys just cause he could.
 
I like Tom Selleck and generally liked his stereotypical cowboy--the good guy (with a sense of humor, of course) who stands up for women and the less fortunate. I had problems with his lack of emotion at killing off the bad guys or almost enjoying paying them back.
 
Mostly, I was  disappointed in a script that could have been so much better.

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STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Anakin Skywalker is charged with retrieving the kidnapped son of Jabba the Hutt, only things go very wrong.
 
The movie was like an animated video game, but without the power to interact or modify the outcome. The plot was one fight scene after another with a little plot in between (violent, but without blood and gore). Good and evil were clearly delineated with lots of courage and heroism shown.
 
The story was fairly predictable, especially for Star Wars fans, though there were a couple of nasty surprises that upped the entertainment value.
 
The story didn't take itself too seriously and was offered with a bit of humor.
 
I do wish the beginning would have set the story within the context of the Star Wars saga. I spent the first several minutes trying to figure out where this animated flick, fit.
 
The story was ok, I had popcorn and pop after all. But think I would rather have played it as a game. However, as the lead in to a new TV Cartoon, it will probably be the promo needed to get a new generation of kids hooked Star Wars.

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WALL-E
Rated G
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman
 
I was curious how this movie would present itself. The previews all looked cute, but how was the story going to be told of a small robot left on earth as the only "living" thing left with all our trash to deal with? 
 
Wall-E is a sophisticated trash compactor humans have invented in the future to clean up the trash that has accumulated.  Humans have left earth in spaceships that are more like cruise ships with entertainment and every thing taken care of for them. Supposedly while they are "cruising" in space the Wall-E's of the world will clean up earth so they can return. Of course it is about 20 generations in the future, and only one Wall-E remains working, but some how he has developed a personality and some resourcefulness in dealing with our trash.  
 
What I liked about this movie was its way of telling the story without a lot of dialogue. Hand gestures (robot gestures?) sound, and visual effects told a large portion, and I can see how someone of any age from 4 to 80-year-olds can enjoy, provided they are computer savvy. There was no bad language or parts that would frighten small children.
 
You enjoy Wall-E's experience of  finding this new powerful girl robot who has landed on earth and his adventure in discovering the human race face-to-face because of her. Wall-E helps the viewer realize that people are unique even with all their junk. I really didn't see the "message" as don't pollute, but one of "let us remember that relationships and interactions and caring about living things is what makes us special as humans."
 
We didn't have a 4-year-old with us but we did have my mother who is over 80 with us.  She didn't enjoy it as much as the earlier Pixar/Disney movie's like "Saving Nemo." I think she had a problem because we have grown up in a very techno society and we understood the humorous parts where she was a little clueless as to why certain things were funny.
 
This is a good family movie, but not so great for senior citizens unless they love Sci-Fi or their I-Pod.

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TIME CHANGER (DVD)
Rated G
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman
 
This is a  Sci-Fi movie that is very thought provoking for today's Christians and how we live. A Nineteenth-century Bible professor, Russell Carlisle, is trying to get his seminary colleagues to approve his new book, which asserts that morality can be taught independent of Christianity.   He believes it is better that Jesus's lessons on morality should be available to those who don't read the Bible.  
 
But a devout colleague of his believes that what Carlisle has written will seriously affect the morals of future generations because without God's authority of the Bible to back up morality people will determine themselves what is good and bad. To prove his theory, he sends Carlisle more than 100 years into the future, offering him a glimpse of where his writing will lead.
 
This film really made us think about what we have compromised in our society today and what we are allowing to influence us. There is humor here but  I believe more of a message for us. Good for the whole family and if it is not at your local rental store, ask for it.

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THE DARK KNIGHT
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Have I seen this movie? Nope. I have talked to those who have and heard it discussed at length. The overriding opinion is that the script is excellent and the performance is convincing, probably an Oscar performance for Heath Ledger. However, the movie itself is dark, creepy and disturbing. Should have been rated so as to exclude kids.
 
For those who like endings, this is one of those in-between movies that leaves unanswered questions and the door wide open for the next Batman movie. Not a movie for me.

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MAMMA MIA
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
The daughter Sophia is getting married and wants her father to give her away. Only she has no idea who her father might be until she unearths her mother's diary, discovers three possible fathers and, without her mother knowing, invites all three to her wedding. So begins a fast-paced upbeat story of lost love, present discovery and making choices to live life to its fullest.
 
Unfortunately this includes sexual experimentation where casual sex is the norm--even when there are consequences.
 
The voice is dominated by feminism with a thread of homosexuality. Females are aggressive and adventurous sexually and even much younger men can be targeted. ( A problem in a culture where women are becoming predators of very young men, such as teachers seducing 11 and 12 year old students.)
 
The movie includes certain sexual implications (including a VERY brief shot of a male behind) that some with me who'd seen the stage play, said was not in the play.
 
Right at the altar, Sophia decides against getting married. Instead, she and her boyfriend go off together to presumably "find themselves."
 
The script is cheesy, not really family friendly, and both actions and dialogue are merely a set-up for the next ABBA song. (Course, this is usual for musicals.)
 
I thought Pierce Brosnan did a credible job in his singing role, though obviously not a singer--but then I like Brosnan. Two others with me did not.
 
The movie is filled with energy, hijinks, and fun--and, of course ABBA music. If you're an ABBA fan and can overlook the negatives inherent to this movie and focus on the fun and high energy, you just may enjoy the movie.
 
Not for kids unless you're planning on some explanation sessions.

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KUNG FU PANDA
Rated PG
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

To be honest I didn't like the Asian influence of "the mind over matter" thing. For a children's fun and animated movie it was cute and funny. Children will love to see the Panda making bumbling moves as he tries and tries again to be like his heroes who serve the "master" Kung Fu teacher.

The Panda shows children that perseverance to do a task well can pay off and staying humble and not grabbing all the glory brings true happiness. The bad guy in this movie is a former student gone over the edge because he wants all the power of the Kung Fu master. Children who have played video games that involve kick-boxing and doing all kinds of flips and turns may relate very well to all this, but I would center in on other themes to discuss with them if you choose this as a family movie.

For instance, the Panda has a dad who wants him to go into the family noodle business, but, of course, he wants to be a Kung Fu student instead. You see at the close of the movie that his dad is very proud of what he has accomplished and supports his choice. Not my favorite choice for children but maybe all they will get from it is a desire to try kicking their heels up in the same way. Came away with mixed feelings on this one.

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HANCOCK
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
There was a story in the movie: Hancock, a man with superpowers is drowning in booze and feeling sorrow for himself until the day he saves the life of a do-gooder promoter. With his encouragement, Hancock cleans up his act and becomes respectable ...and more vulnerable but not entirely in a good way.
 
Positive message is about sacrifice for right and the ones you love.
 
There are very mixed moral messages in the movie about "gods," and marriage that can't be ignored. What really disturbed me was the language--especially coming out of the mouth of kids. These may be actors, but having them spout this language is not OK--for them or the audience.
 
The values are shaky at best, the violence quotient high and the language unacceptable. If you, as an adult, decide to attend this movie, please do not take your elementary or younger children.

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THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Rated PG 13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
This movie is loosely associated with the Hulk movie that came out a few years ago. The script lightly touches on the origin of the Hulk, focusing instead on today. Bruce Banner seeks to stay under the radar as he repeatedly attempts to rid his body of the dangerous gamma rays that turns him into the monstrous Hulk when his blood pressure rises significantly. But when a drop of blood escapes into a bottle of alcohol in the foreign factory in which he works, Banner finds himself once more a hunted man. His only hope is to contact two people—his former friend, scientist and love, Dr. Elizabeth (Betty) Ross, the daughter of his nemesis General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross, as well as the scientist in which he's cautiously been in contact seeking a cure. Only of course, nothing goes as planned for either Banner or Ross who ends up creating an even worse menace.
 
The early part of the Hulk movie deals with Banner's humanness and his relationships, quickly becoming a smash and crash movie. Even the Hulk side is shown as caring and protecting of those the Banner side loves. Banner is shown as loyal and sacrificial, willing to give his life to protect others from a much worse menace—one with no conscience at all.
 
It is interesting what Hollywood considers family fare and kid friendly these days. There is a scene where he and Betty begin to get it on and we see them on the bed in a tangle of arms and legs and groping. They don't stop because she's seriously seeing someone else or because they aren't married or because they really don't know each other any longer, they don't “do it” because  his blood pressure begins to rise to dangerous levels.
 
There is some rough language and taking God's name in vain. And there are the indiscriminate crash and smash scenes done graphically and very much for effect. However, little blood is shown or actual injuries. Special Forces kills Banner's dog early on. There is also a misty shot of Banner naked in the shower/tub showing his whole side top to bottom. This isn't a bad movie and it is certainly a better movie than the release a few years ago. However, though it might be comic derived, this is no movie for younger kids.

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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Fans of the other Indiana Jones' movies, my husband and I looked forward to the movie, and it provided the escapism we wanted as well as a satisfying conclusion to the story and the series.
 
The story was filled with adventure, danger, romance and all the elements that keep you on the edge of your seat. Then there is Harrison Ford who reprised his role with self-confidence and a sense of fun. Though elements of the story were rather hackneyed (I don't want to go into those as part of the fun of the movie was the unfolding of the story “surprises” along the way), the actors brought the story to life and left the audience smiling and with the satisfaction that, once again, all was right with Indie's world.
 
Positives: The movie espouses education and knowledge, loyalty, sacrifice and the value of family and friends.
 
Warnings: There are a few graphic death scenes that make this too intense for younger children. There are some swear words.

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PRINCE CASPIAN
#2 Narnia series
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

Once PRINCE CASPIAN, the much looked for sequel to THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARROBE, was released we went to see it. The characterization and pageantry was everything I'd hoped for. Were there liberties with the story? Yes. Additions included the attack on the castle, the hint of romance between Susan and Prince Caspian, the cameo of the White Witch. There were changes in sequence of events, some events were compacted, others changed here and there, but these were done mostly due to the time factor of a movie and the medium itself. Overall, the movie caught the essence of C.S. Lewis's story as well as much of the plot itself.

I loved the movie. As promised, the non-human characters, especially Aslan, were much more realistic than in the first movie—and that was done very well. The movie had life, action, a solid story from which to build and humor. The book was filled with battle and lots of it and so is the movie. Some action scenes may be too graphic for the real young ones, though it is not gory or bloody. A good family movie for all but maybe 2nd grade and under.

Once it comes out on DVD, I want a copy.



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NIM'S ISLAND
Rated PG
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman
 
I was anxious to see this movie as the advertisement led me to believe it was a story about a young girl and her "hero" author who team up together to find her lost father. Well, it is about this, but they don't actually meet until near the end of the movie.
 
The author is a women who is afraid of germs and many other things, who by the way has a name that could be either male or female; She never leaves her apartment but writes of fantastic adventure. This young girl, Nim, who lives on a island with only her marine biologist father, reads her books and imagines the hero in the book is just like the author who writes the story.
 
When her father doesn't come back on schedule from collecting samples while out at sea, she gets on the Internet and begins a chat with the author and expresses her fears. The father's boat is damaged in a storm and he struggles to get back to his daughter.
 
The author takes a big step to travel precariously to the island and rescue a girl who is all alone, and as Nim fights off pirates and waits for help. I believe it is a good family movie with funny animal characters that are Nim's childhood friends. There is tension when she is alone and her dad is struggling to not die at sea.
 
The rest of the movie is really all about the three of them striking out and the separate adventures they have. But over all you see this as a hopeful movie and humor is done well. The author on her trip to the island is constantly talking to her hero/man she has created  in her stories, kind of her own imaginary friend. This adds humor and a sweet ending to the story that I won't spoil here. Go and enjoy the ocean, the jungle,and a bright resourceful young girl named Nim.
 
Mild language, profanity.

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MADE OF HONOR
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Tom is not picky about the girls with whom he has sex. He only has one rule, no seeing each other two nights in a row. Hannah is Tom's best friend. She fills the wife role without the strings so that Tom can continue dating/sleeping with whoever he wants. However, when Hannah goes to Scotland for six weeks, Tom realizes the loneliness that he feels without Hannah. He sees that he may want Hannah to really fill the wife role and he plans to tell her this, only to find out she is engaged to someone else. However, she does want Tom to be her maid of honor.
 
There are language problems, though language is minimal compared with the sexual content.  Sexual humor arises about Tom's many conquests and about Tom's inability to throw a bridal shower (he accidentally hires a sex toy seller for this party).
 
However, the real positive of this movie, and what I liked about it, is that one should be friends with  and committed to the person he/she marries.
 
While this movie offers some fun humor and romantic creativity, it isn't for everyone. Can't recommend it.

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IRON MAN
PG 13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
I used to read the comics and have a clue as to what Iron Man should be. And I enjoyed the movie over all. The armor was terrific, though that armor looks very claustrophobic.

The story is the basic redemption story of a wealthy, playboy, genius reconnecting with his humanity and his responsibilities to the human race. In essence, Stark finds his heart and a purpose for his life. The characters were well scripted and well acted and believable—even fun.

However, the movie did have some major plot holes, the worst of which was the ending when the original source of power for Stark's heart flickers out and with no power source available ...the screen goes black. The next scene shows Stark as just fine with no explanation. Huh?

Though Stark turns away from war, he seems to think personal vengeance is OK. Somehow, he can't delineate between helping the good guys and helping the bad guys. Why not just stop shipments to the bad guys? However, he does also wish to use his suit to help those he's hurt and does begin to appreciate those loyal to him.

If you can suspend reality, and focus on the positive elements, teens on up can enjoy this escapism movie.

Too intense for young children. Some sexual situations, jokes, sexual and rough language. (Nothing graphic.)

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21
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Ben, soon to be graduate of MIT, has been accepted into the Harvard Medical School. While a full-ride scholarship is available, it will go to the candidate who most stands out. That isn't Ben who has led a quiet, geek life with his loyal, but geeky friends.
 
All that changes when a teacher recognizes Ben's amazing math skills. Though Ben joins the group of card counters just to earn enough for Harvard, he and his companions become swept up in the Los Vegas life-style of money, sex, arrogance and power. When it all crashes, Ben must make peace with his past and those he hurt as he finds a way to make the future a possibility without cards.
 
Along the way Ben discovers that both Los Vegas and people can have a very dark side, including himself. Can he redeem his future...and the soul he sold so cheaply?
 
The movie was fast-paced and the story intriguing. However, there was also, as can be expected of Los Vegas, lots of glitz, shots of strip clubs, drinking and skimpily-dressed dancers. Ben and friend have sex, though most is simply implied. Card playing is of course the focus. However, the movie also shows how what he did changed him--and not for the better. A movie not for younger kids, but for older teens and adults the movies provides lots of discussion opportunities.
 
My husband, Cassie and I saw this movie together and liked it. Curiosity and knowing it was based on a true story drew us to the theater for this movie. even while it raised the question: how much of the story was Hollywood and how much the “real” story, leaving us with the desire to check out the truth.   

Warning: Sexual situations, innuendos, and clothing, drinking and some rough language

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PENELOPE
RATED PG
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 
Penelope's grandfather was an aristocrat who rejected the servant girl whom he loved for a relationship that better fit into his social standing. Unforunately, the servant girl's mother was a witch. So the mother cursed him, saying the first girl to be born into the family would have the face of a pig.
 
Unfortunately, many generations had only boys; until Penelope. Penelope's mother is so horrified by her appearance that she locks Penelope up in a room for 18 years, trying to find Penelope a suitor. Why? Because the only way the curse can be broken is if Penelope finds someone to love who for who she is. Finally, when Penelope is 25 years old, she meets Max, who begins to fall in love with her. Unfortunately, Max might not be all that he says he is.
 
Penelope is a fun fairytale with an important lesson: learning to accept yourself. The effects and dialogue very much look like a children's fairytale. But it is still an enjoyable movie for the whole family.
 
Mild swearing arises in this movie. Other negative elements, Max seems to be a compulsive gambler and spends much of his time playing poker in a bar, he also entices Penelope into the bar to drink, which she does.

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VANTAGE POINT
PG 13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
The president gets shot at a Spanish rally set up to announce a multinational coalition against terrorists. The agent, who'd taken a bullet for him the year before, is hot on the trail of the shooter. So is a tourist who finds himself not just shooting the action but becoming part of it. Then there are the president and the mother and the policeman and the ambulance attendants. But not everyone is on the side of the angels.
 
Told from several different vantage points (hence the name), this movie is non-stop action, lots of old TV violence (little blood or gore) and characters of integrity not afraid to do the right thing. I don't like multiple viewpoints in either books or movies, but since I knew this about the movie going in, I was ready for it and could focus on the fast-moving plot. And it moved at break neck speed.
 
The obligatory car chase scene did seem to go on and on and certainly forces the viewer to suspend credibility, but guys will love it. You know, all that speed, quick saves, near collisions and head on ones.
 
Some rough language, but overall this is a decent movie for older teens and adults.

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WHY DID I GET MARRIED (DVD)
PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
They were the perfect couples, friends, that Counselor Patricia has even written an award-winning book about. Every year, the four couples go to some retreat to work on their marriage with the theme “Why did I get married?” Only this year, things have gotten out of control.
 
Each couple struggles with very specific problems from over-scheduling, to not dealing with loss to infidelity. Though there are some crude and unnecessary language, discussion and scenes, over-all this is an important movie for married couples and those going-to-be-married couples to see.
 
The focus is on marriage, on being vulnerable and understanding that no person can meet every wish or desire, but it does require fidelity, work and vulnerability. Not only that, but faith plays a positive role in the movie. 
 
Not for kids. But recommended for adults.

27 DRESSES
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
The movie opens with Jane being a bridesmaid in two weddings at the same time. This sets the stage for the character of Jane. Although she loves weddings and enjoys seeing those close to her get married, she also has trouble with saying “no.” She lives her life through the brides she watches getting married almost weekly.
 
But Jane's heart is torn apart when she must add a 28th bridesmaid dress to her collection. This is because this bride is her younger sister Tess, who is marrying the object of Jane's attraction: George. Jane must put aside her broken heart in order to be there for her selfish little sister. Along the way Jane meets Kevin, a cynical newspaper reporter who falls hard for Jane.
 
If it seems as though this plot is familiar; it is. 27 Dresses does not present anything new and falls very much in the confines of a romantic comedy plot. So if you are expecting this movie to make cinematic history, then  you will be greatly disappointed. However, has far as it being a feel good chick flick, this movie hits all the buttons.
 
Sex is implied with both Jane and Kevin as well as Tess and George even though it is never seen. Mild profanity is also used throughout this film. But all in all, the promotion of marriage in the movie as well as the care that Jane shows for her sister and bridesmaids make this a fun chick flick, I just wouldn't take the kids to it.

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WELCOME TO PARADISE (DVD)
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
The woman preacher, Debbie Laramie, was a bit too unorthodox for the rich city church. The Bishop sidetracks her to a little church in Paradise that needs a senior pastor. But she doesn't expect the resistance from her own son who doesn't want to leave the city, the assistant pastor more than a little upset he wasn't promoted to senior pastor, and a congregation rather set in their ways. But they didn't figure on the feisty woman preacher with a heart for God and for people—even homeless ones. But when everything goes wrong and the church is about to lose everything, will they set aside their differences and work together for a second chance?
 
This movie was a surprise. Didn't really know what to expect when we sat down to watch it and was pleasantly surprised. Though the story is not perfect and the acting a bit rough, it is solid and heartwarming. Definitely a movie families—and churches—need to watch. Recommended.

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AMAZING GRACE (DVD)
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

With our politically correct culture and the attempt to erase all mention of Christianity from public schools, public debate and public knowledge, very real history is ignored. Wilberforce was a good enough politician for his time, but when God found him, everything changed. His faith forced him to see man's inhumanity to man and so began a long and tortuous journey to ban slavery in the British Empire. Along the way, we see how faith sustains this man who did so much for mankind and not just in the slavery issue. He also helped pass laws to protect children and animals.

This movie well captures the flavor of 18th-19thcentury England and the forces arrayed both for and against Wilberforce. The portrayal of John Newton seemed a bit odd, but by and large the movie does a good job of holding to the truth.

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PS I LOVE YOU
RATED PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Holly and Gerry Kennedy have a frustrating, difficult, loving, passionate marriage. Therefore, when Gerry succumbs to a brain tumor, Holly feels lost. Only when she finds out that Gerry has penned a years worth of letters and surprises does she begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
 
This movie can be described very similarly to Holly and Gerry's marriage: Loving, passionate, frustrating, and difficult. This film takes Holly through the stages of grief in a beautiful way: much of it set to the landscapes of Ireland. As Holly's heart begins to heal, she is able to restore relationships with her friends and family. Spoiler Warning: At the end of the movie, we find out that Holly's mother was willing to sacrifice her negative feelings for Gerry in order to grant him his request.
 
Several negative things get in the way of the movie. At the beginning Holly and her friends go to a gay bar for Holly's first night out after Gerry's death. Holly sleeps with a man she barely knows in Ireland, only to find out later that he is one of Gerry's good friends. (We also see brief backside nudity of the man.) Also, there are references to the afterlife but they are very much glossed over. In the end Holly realizes that she is alone as her mother is alone. Hope is a lost a little in that insight.
 
This movie has everything a person could want: Joy, tears, and laughter. I enjoyed the heart of this film and it moved me to tears in the end. But unfortunately, just as Holly wished that she could go back and undo some of the things that she had done in her marriage, I wish this movie could go back and undo some of the things that happened at the beginning. Then the P.S.  wouldn't just be something to love, but the whole movie would.

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NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
Ben Gates has been vindicated as an historian (first National Treasure movie) and now he and his father give lectures about another ancestor, one who sacrificed his life to protect the North during the Civil War. But when another historian accuses their ancestor of being part of the conspiracy surrounding President Lincoln's murder, Ben must once again go on the hunt for the truth.
 
This movie brings back the major characters of the original movie and adds a nice touch in his mother who is as opinionated and stubborn as his father. From America, to France, England and back again, this fast-paced adventure will have you cheering on Ben and his friends, and giving thanks for our system of government.
 
Warning: Both Knights Templar and Freemasonry figure into this story. Also Ben and his girlfriend have been living together and this is played as perfectly normal and ok. 

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ENCHANTED
Rated PG
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman
 
I realize the people who probably produced this wanted to do some satire on fairy tales yet they couldn't escape the fact we all want Happily Ever Afters.
 
This movie is a bit dorky as I would call it but still very cute and laughable. The lovely cartoon princess-to-be finds her prince in one happy verse of song and they ride off to the castle together. But of course the powerful step mother doesn't want this to happen and sends her to the "real" world where we all know "happily ever after" never happens.  
 
Her prince and side kick of a squirrel follow her to New York and go searching for her. In the meantime the princess-to-be meets a nice man with a young daughter and the adventures begin for real for all of them.
 
The princess learns that in real life you need to take some time to build a relationship, the father learns it is OK to have a more positive attitude about life, and the prince becomes aware of a bigger world than just what he knows. 
 
The message in this movie is great to talk with your children about and other than cockroaches and mice helping her clean an apartment in New York (the only animals that come to her aide in the concrete world) I don't think you will find anything  too offensive. If you want to have some fun and a few laughs go see this and continue to believe that your prince is out there.
 
Some profanity: Oh, my G...

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THE GOLDEN COMPASS
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
When 12 year old Lyra Belacqua hides in a closet, she overhears a meeting that her uncle Asriel is having with his collegues about a substance called Dust, which Lord Asriel believes to be a substance from parallel worlds. Soon she is thrown headfirst into a world of ice bears, witches, and a battle against an authority known as the Magisterium. Before she leaves, she is given an alethiometer (the golden compass) which she is told to keep a secret. This object is known to "tell the truth" and seems to be the only freedom from the Magisterium.
 
Before moving into referring to the books that inspired this movie called His Dark Materials , it is most important to talk about the movie itself. This was a film that jumped from storyline to storyline in a choppy format. At one point we spend about 10 minutes watching ice polar bears fight which has absolutely nothing to do with the story at hand. Also, the thought that kept going through my mind was "This is a CHILDREN"S movie? If I was eight years old, I would have nightmares for weeks after seeing bears gore people, seeing people speared to death, and perhaps the most disturbing site of all, one of Lyra's friends sitting in the corner almost frozen to death.
 
As we move on to the spiritual aspect of the movie, Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials is a series of book based on a child who sets out for the purpose of destroying the Magisterium (the church). Each person has a dæmon (which is pronounced Demon) which is an animal manifestation of the soul. There are some moments in this movie where a person is seen cuddling his/her dæmon that just seemed extremely creepy. But other than that, I was merely saddened by those of the Christian faith that Pullman has come in contact with that have led him to believe that God rejects free thought or anyone who questions him. The Lord that I have a relationship with is one of grace and love, who does not expect me to be a robot. This God is clearly missing in the Golden Compass.
 
Although on the surface this movie seems to be a fun story about a little girl who seeks to wipe out a fascist organization, I fear that the Golden Compass points closer to something that Pullman claims to be against: A way to brainwash children into thinking that all authority is evil.
 
Not to mention, the movie is boring.
 
Warning: Intense, anti-authority, anti-Catholic church and anti-God

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AUGUST RUSH
Rated PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

Evan Taylor has lived in a children's home all of his life. Yet the music of the everyday fills his heart and mind. Despite the taunts of others, he knows he is different. He knows his parents are out there, listening to the music. He knows that the music will draw them together. One day the call of the music is too strong and Evan begins a perilous journey of discovery, wonder and danger. Will the music lead him to his heart's desire or destroy him?

It's all about the music. The universe is alive with sounds, with rhythm, with music. It is around us and in us. Music connects us and influences in ways we can't imagine. Music is the key to this movie. The characters, the story, the music and the whole way the movie comes together draws us, lives in us and leaves us with a sense of wonder and joy.

There are definite discussion points in this movie, beginning with Evan's conception in a one-night stand (nothing is shown) that has such a hold on the couple that it changes their lives forever. That would be a definite sticking point for parents. However, both God, prayer and church are given reverence and Evan's real help comes from a pastor.

The movie is moving. The actors say so much just through expression that gives depth to a story of love lost and found. It is a movie that stays with you. With the exception mentioned and a few rougher language expressions, AUTUMN RUSH is an enjoyable, uplifting movie.

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WILD HOGS
Rated PG-13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies
 
In this romp, stars Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy as jaded men trying recapture their youth by styling themselves the Wild Hogs and taking off on their motorcycles. Only they aren't even close to the rough and tough members of the motorcycle gang they come up against. But when the gang tries to hurt townspeople who've taken in the Wild Hogs, the four finally show their stuff.

Unfortunately, some of cast “shows their stuff” in other ways too. As the men go skinny dipping we see much more than we want to see. This plays in with a over enthusiastic homosexual cop who thinks they are gay and wants to join the party. Language is a bit rough as are the many sexual comments and innuendos.

I got the feeling these actors were just throwing out their parts in a movie with a predicable, shallow plot. While not family friendly, there were some amusing phrases and scenes.

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SIDNEY WHITE
PG 13
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies
 
Sidney White is a modern day fairy tale based on the story of snow white and the seven dwarfs. This movie provides us with the seven dorks, a poison apple (computer) and a wicked queen (of the sorority house). This movie had me laughing all the way through. The movie showed the importance of fighting for one's beliefs and being the best person you can be.
 
Sidney White is starting her first year of college and desires to join the sorority her mother belonged to in order to honor her late mother. But when the president of the sorority kicks Sidney out, she ends up moving in with seven campus rejects. The rest of the movie Sidney leads a school-wide revolt against the president of the sorority and everything she stands for—snobbery and the idea that those who belong to the Greek system are better than everyone else.
 
Warning: Since this movie took place primarily in a sorority setting we are not shielded from activities that take place in sororities. There is drinking and swearing, as well as sexual references, humor and images (plunging necklines, etc.).
Over all, I consider this a good movie, but ask that parents honor the Pg-13 rating.
 
Good discussion starter.

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 NO RESERVATIONS
PG 13
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

Kate is a temperamental chef at a elite eatery who anticipates the arrival of her sister and niece Zoe for a visit. Only her sister never arrives and Kate finds herself the guardian of a vulnerable, grieving girl. How does she relate when Kate has no idea of how to be a parent, how to deal with either of their pain...or even what a young girl likes to eat. (And it isn't Kate's fancy dishes.)

While Kate is on leave, her boss hires Nick, an exuberant assistant chef who is everything Kate is not. Kate is not amused. But when Nick finds a way to help Zoe, Kate and Nick begin a dance of understanding and growing that helps both Kate and Zoe come to terms with life and love.

A sweet movie that I found enjoyable, though there were the usual Hollywood morals of sleeping together before marriage (Absolutely nothing is shown. However, Nick is there late at night and is shown fixing breakfast.) There is some profanity and other language.

There is much about caring, about sacrifice and about being willing to ask and receive forgiveness. The drawbacks, however, make this less than family-friendly. (We won't mention all that food makes one very hungry!!!)

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THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
Rated: PG
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

The story revolves around a Texas cattle rancher who is building a space rocket in his barn and training his young son and two daughters to help with his dream of getting to orbit in space. The citizens in the small town where he lives know he's been in the NASA program. They also know he dropped out when his dad became ill. His devoted wife has always supported his dream and the family finds this project a way they all connect and dream together. 

Of course there are set backs, like the government thinking he is a terrorist for buying rocket fuel, social services warning that the parents may lose their kids, and a misfiring of the rocket that leads to a whole re-building project. I guess the one thing that bothered me was not the unbelievability, but that the Dad was willing to sacrifice everything to get his dream accomplished.  

It turned out OK but it could have meant him loosing everything. This film can be used to start some interesting family discussion about goals, family dynamics and sticking together through tough times. I thought this movie would be a little unbelievable but probably still worth the plot line. I was a little disappointed, but over all it had a good theme of working toward a dream and sticking with it. 

Warning: contains both rough and profane language.



THE LAST MIMSY
Rated PG
Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

I admit it, I like good science fiction that doesn't involve the scary type. This movie appealed to me as I thought it might be more fantasy and not about bad aliens out to get us. It begins with a storyteller telling children how their planet was saved from extinction. We flashback to what appears to be the present in our world where two siblings are playing on the beach and find a mysterious metal box in the water. 

The boy is about 11 years old and his sister around 6 or 7 years old. So begins their adventure as they discover the box holds strange spinning rocks and creates a stuffed rabbit that the little girl adores. 

You don't hear the rabbit talking to the girl (just some chattering noise) but the rabbit is named Mimsy and is the key to the future life on our planet. Through some extraordinary circumstances, the adults in their world find out that the rabbit is actually an artificial life form (nanobites) that has been sent from the future. It can only communicate with a child whose brain has not fully been developed. Mimsy allows the children to expand their knowledge and teaches them how to open a portal to the future and send the rabbit back with vital information that will save the population in the future. 

For a sci-fi buff who likes to have things shown that might be believable this did fall short. I also did not like the science teacher's girlfriend reading the children's palms and speaking of eastern mysticism as a clue to how the future had been talking to us through out history.  

To my way of thinking, this is not a children's movie and would maybe even scare some. It does become tense at points. The theme that the future needed what it had ignored or destroyed in the past was good. Other than that, the producers conveyed the message "don't pollute" as well as condoned mysticism.

Warning: Some rough language and profanity as well as sexual situations

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BREACH

PG-13

 

We've all heard about Hannsen the FBI double agent. This movie takes the story and brings it to life. Something isn't right about Hanson and young, vulnerable would-be agent Eric O'Neill is given the job of earning his badge by becoming Hannsen's clerk. Only his real job is to spy on a man who has always had the highest of credibility in the organization.

 

At first, Eric comes under Hannsen's spell. But as inconsistencies surface and as Eric's wife feels threated, Eric finds himself reassessing everything he believes. As the truth surfaces, Eric finds his dreams coming true, but at what cost?

 

This is a movie that digs beneath the surface story, bringing us to care about a diverse cast of characters that played a part in discovering the duplicity of one FBI agent.

 

A good character study about one of most dangerous of American spy, this telling uses a slow build up, not the shoot 'em up 007 style to involve the viewer. For all that, there are a scenes of murder and violence, vulgar language and sexual content.

 

Teens on up as long as there is opportunity for discussion of the issues of faith, loyalty, etc. involved in the real-life story.

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EVAN ALMIGHTY
RATED PG
Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

Evan Baxter moves his wife and three sons to Capitol Hill when he is elected congressmen. This is where he meets Congressman Long, a man who seemingly has Evans best interest at heart, but in reality wants Evan to get on board to push through one of his bills. Evan ends up becoming a workaholic father once again, denying his family his time and attention. Thus, his wife ends up praying for the family to grow closer together.

Not being a huge fan of "animal humor," I was a little skeptical of this movie. But being a fan of Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls) and somewhat of Bruce Almighty, I ended up going to the theater to check it out. Imagine my surprise when not only was it an incredibly funny movie, but it was a wonderfully heartwarming family flick that eliminated the crude humor and sexual content that we endured throughout Bruce Almighty.

Although it is not the actual story of Noah, we get to enjoy a lot of the interesting parts of that story in a modern day age. The spiritual side of the story is also revered. God is seen as loving and omnipotent. (Spoiler alert) After Joan Baxter packs up her boys and leaves, thinking that Evan has gone crazy, God appears to her. He mentions how when people pray for something, such as having their family grow closer together, maybe he gives them the opportunity for that to happen rather than simply the "warm, fuzzy feelings." This reminds Joan of the importance of standing by her husband.

There is very little to complain about in this movie. The term "Oh my God" was used several times by Joan Baxter. Although some may have seen this as profanity, plain and simple, it seemed that the movie played this as stating her unbelief, and foreshadowing of her belief to come. In fact, I could not see this any other way and was surprised that others saw it differently. Very little sexual content abounds: the youngest boy mentions a sex organ on a certain species of duck and Evan unknowingly walks out of the door naked (nothing is seen).

All in all, I have to say that I have not seen a movie so clean and enjoyable in such a long time. I would recommend it for anyone.

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 FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
PG
Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

Catastrophic occurrences are happening around the world and no one knows why. But the Fantastic Four are trying to focus not on saving the world, but on the wedding of Reed Richards and Sue Storm. Only there is no getting away from what is about to fall and what destroys the wedding.

The encounters with the being called the Silver Surfer leave the four with some strange effects. Johnny finds when he touches one of his teammates, their powers switch. But besting the cosmic surfing silver being is nothing to the tidings he brings, that the one he serves will destroy their world to consume it's energy.

The wedding is put on hold as the Fantastic Four gear up for action. But can even combining their powers save the earth from this new menace?

There is some comic violence and I do not recommend this movie for very young children. There is some veiled sexual innuendos and some shots of scantily-clad women. There are some mild vulgarities and the use of “God.”

Nevertheless, for the most part, this is a family friendly movie. The theme is all about teamwork and sacrifice and the power of choice “We always have a choice.”

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STOMP THE YARD (DVD)
PG-13

DJ loved the spotlight and competition of the rough and tumble dancing even to challenging a rough team he shouldn't have challenged. After he and his guys were declared the win, they were attacked by the losers on the way home. His brother was killed and he was convicted for fighting. But he was given a new start with his aunt and uncle, who was the grounds keeper for Truth University, in the south.

It isn't long before his interest in a young woman and his challenge of the two competitive step dance fraternities on campus put him at odds even while he struggles with guilt from his past, his desire to shield the young woman from a boyfriend who didn't appreciate her but could offer her status and wealth, and a need to show his moves.

After a day of thinking about it, I still have mixed feelings about this movie. The concept of step dance was new to me and I enjoyed the energetic performances. The action sparkles and the dancing was enthusiastic.

There were many positives in the movie. DJ felt guilt and did seek to move on and better his life. He treats women and family with deep respect, even standing up for them. He is studious. He learns valuable lessons of friendship, teamwork, forgiveness and self-sacrifice as well as letting go of the past while holding onto what is good. He is not willing to knuckle under when threatened, but does not threaten or seek revenge in return. He learns accountability for his actions and shows a willingness to apologize.

There were negatives as well. One scenario is becoming prevalent and that is trying to help someone by saying something wasn't their fault. We feel guilt for a reason, most of the time. Better to acknowledge our part in something that did not turn out well, deal with it, grieve and move on. In this case, DJs brother died because he refused to back off during the dance competition—had to strut his stuff instead of taking what they'd already won, as his friends wanted to do, and leave.

During the dancing often the dancers clutch their genitals and the women are sometimes scantily clad. During the final dance segment the “bad” fraternity brothers quote the Lord's Prayer while the “good” brothers hiss like a snake, which is their mascot. Subtle, but there. There is some rough language. There is implied sex between DJ and his girlfriend. Alcohol is a staple for the characters.

For all that will put families off, this movie deals with honoring culture and each other with some great dancing as an integral part of the plot. For older teens and adults. Great discussion starter.

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SPIDER-MAN 3

Rated PG-13

 

Peter Parker’s Spiderman is now the hero of the day and Peter’s head begins to swell. Meanwhile, Mary Jane’s career is on the skids and Peter is so caught up with himself he doesn’t see her pain. Furthermore, when his promotional antics bring him into contact with a hero-worshipping Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane turns to the one person she thinks she can count on.

 

Only Peter’s reign as a hero is about to crash as villains rise up. What about Harry who blames Spiderman for his father’s death, will he rise again as a villain? Worse is Peter’s own heart, which he discovers is not so altruistic after all. With lots of action and heart, Spider-man 3 delivers well-drawn characters, a fast-paced plot and an ending that makes it all worth while.

 

I do caution parents of young children. Some scenes may be too intense. The movie does deal with evil, problems, pain and forgiveness and makes a great starting point for discussion.

 

I was pleased with the movie.

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AN UNFINISHED LIFE (DVD)

Rated PG-13

Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

 

Jean is fleeing an abusive boyfriend with her 11-year-old daughter Griff in tow to the only family she can claim, the father of her deceased husband and the daughter’s grandfather, Einar. Only he blames her for his son’s death and has lived in bitterness ever since. But his granddaughter begins to get through to him as she helps him on the ranch. As he comes to terms with his son’s death, other challenges emerge with the bear that mauled his partner and friend, Mitch who is the image of caring and thoughtfulness, the abusive boyfriend showing up and more. Each grows in acceptance and understanding.

 

On the surface, this appears to be a family movie. It isn’t. There is rough language, there is an in-your-face homosexual reference that comes out of nowhere and seems thrust into the script just for effect, and there is the character of the mother. She goes from abusive situation to abusive situation, yet claims her daughter comes first. She fled from the last situation not on her own, but at the instigation of her daughter. It is implied she sleeps with the sheriff for no good reason (nothing is shown), later explaining her penchant for abusive relationships, by saying she didn’t feel she deserved better. Why? (Spoiler) Because she was driving the night she and her husband had the accident that killed him. What does this say about what she thinks about the sheriff and what does this say about a man of the law taking advantage of a vulnerable woman?

 

Plot holes also bother me and this one had a biggie. (Spoiler) When the grandfather and Griff try to rescue the bear, mistakes happen that allow the bear to maul Einar. Griff drives him to the hospital, leaving everything at the Roadside Freak Show where the bear had been held after being captured. Einar lies about his injuries, but there is no mention of repercussions from the equipment left behind or releasing the bear. Another plot hole was Griff’s initial coldness to the sheriff she knows her mother likes. Toward the end of the movie, she is friendly with him with no threads to show how and why she changed her mind about him.

 

Spirituality is mocked.

 

There is self-sacrifice in the movie most but not completely in the person of Mitch (Nina, Jean’s co-worker is another positive), but they do not overcome the negatives. I have lots of problems with this movie. It could, however, be viewed with older family members and used as a discussion opener on lots of subjects.

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STRANGER THAN FICTION - with Will Ferrell

Rated PG-13

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

I am not a big fan of Will Ferrell movies because often the type of humor you see is off colored. But, I was pleasantly surprised by this movie and now believe Will is a very good actor who can do a variety of roles. There is humor and depth in this movie. 

 

He portrays a man named Harold Crick who audits people with the IRS. Not a very exciting or loved person by most. His life is very structured; he even brushes his teeth the exact amount of strokes each night. 

 

All of a sudden he begins to hear his life narrated in his head. Of course he thinks he is going mad, but the things the narrator says become reality. He seeks professional help, but finds all they want to give him is drugs. Instead, he looks up a well known literary professor and asks him (played by Dustin Hoffman) what he thinks.  

 

From here on, the story takes off as they try to find the author who is writing the story, as a friendship develops between him and one of the clients he is auditing (a girl who owns a bakery) and as he tries to stop the author from killing him off at the end of her story.  

 

This is a very clever story line, leaving you wondering how it will end. I think anyone who loves to see a good plot line with interesting characters will like this movie. Here’s a hopeful clue though, it does end well and you feel it was worth watching.

 

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ERAGON (DRAGON RIDER)

Rated PG

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This movie may temp those who like fantasy and mystical creatures such as dragons, but in my opinion this story should have been left on the bookstore shelf rather than in a movie due to its dark nature. 

 

The young farm boy who hunts and practices his fighting skills with his cousin is portrayed as the new hero everyone in this oppressed kingdom is waiting for. Like the old Star War theme, people are waiting for the return of the dragon rider who will fight for them since all the old “Jedi” have been killed along with their dragons. 

 

Eragon is given the last dragon egg and, of course, it hatches and becomes his friend and a warrior with him to fight the evil. This theme doesn’t sound so bad at first, but the evil he fights is full of demons, hideous creatures and even a bad spirit dragon. The good people who fight with him are the typical elves and blended nation-looking types. But at times, I felt confused as to what they wanted or were trying to accomplish. 

 

If you love fantasy and can put it in the right context with all the other similar information on the topics of dragons and magical people, then you might enjoy this movie for that alone. They do set you up for a sequel or a belief that the story will go on from here.  

 

My recommendation is to find a better fantasy movie where the plot line and portrayal of good is more obvious.

 

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THE ULTIMATE GIFT

Rated PG

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Jason Stevens is the stuck up, spoiled grandson of oil tycoon Red Stevens. When his grandfather dies and leaves a will that requires Jason to work for his "inheritance," Jason wants nothing to do with it. Only when his gold-digging girlfriend encourages him to go on this journey, does Jason take a flight to Texas to embark on the first part of Red's "ultimate gift." During this journey, Jason begins to gain character and purpose. Red's question for Jason from the beginning is "How can I give you something and not have it ruin you like your aunts and uncles?"

 

This movie allows the audience to see the importance of the "gifts" that Jason receives. The series of these gifts includes the gift of hard work, the gift of learning, the gift of a true friend, the gift of family, etc. (Spoiler Warning) In the end Jason does receive a large sum of money that he uses to build a medical facility for families experiencing severe health challenges. He builds it in honor of a selfless little girl that he meets along his journey who falls victim to leukemia.

 

There is not much negative in this movie other than it being obvious that Jason is living with his girlfriend at the beginning of the movie. Also alcohol is shown in many scenes to represent the wealth of the Steven's family.

 

I was a little concerned about whether this movie would be have a good story along with a good message. But it is filled with action, romance, and comedy and is truly a gift to theaters everywhere.

 

Highly recommended.

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BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

RATED PG

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Warning: This entire review is a spoiler

 

Sucker punched, that is how I felt after sitting through nearly two hours of BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA. I, like many others, am not familiar with the Katherine Paterson novel that the movie is based on. Unfortunately, this means that I was not fully aware of what I was in for.

 

Ever since I was a little kid I always had trouble reading children’s books. Why? Because for some reason, people seem to think that a death has to occur in every children’s story that has “meaning.” This movie is no different.

 

More than anything, the movie is about the friendship of Jess and Leslie and the magical kingdom that they form in their imaginations. It is enjoyable for the first hour and a half or so. We get to smile as we see their friendship and their relationships to their families’ blossom.

 

But then Jess goes on a surprise field trip on a Saturday with his music teacher alone (this is another thing that is weird about the movie) and comes home to the words “Leslie is dead.” It was said, just like that. Way to soften the blow, folks. Apparently, Jess’ friend Leslie drowned in a lake when he was on his field trip. Of course, he blames himself. I was confused and shocked because very little foreshadowing led up to this.

 

Not a lot was done to redeem this moment, and it left me with a sour feeling. BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA is something that would have disturbed me completely when I was a kid. I would not recommend taking your children unless they are familiar with the novel and are aware of what is coming.

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FREEDOM WRITERS

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Students at Wilson High School are unsure of whether they are going to live to see the next school day, graduation is not even in their mindset. Because of an integration program at this school, faculty have started to see their job as babysitting the kids until they can drop out on their own.

 

Freedom Writers is the true story of Erin Gruwell, a teacher in 1994 who recognized that a change had to made when she realized that almost all of her students had been shot at, but almost none of them knew what the holocaust was. She began to use literature such as "The Diary of Anne Frank" to relate to her students about racism and division among the human race.

 

But the real heroes of this movie are considered the students, who chose to start rebuilding their lives and make it to graduation. In the true story most of these students went on to college and graduate school and became teachers. The story of room 203 is a truly inspiring one about how each one of us can make a difference in our own lives, as well as those around us.

 

Since this is a story about kids in gangs, we endure some gang violence including a couple of murders (very little blood is actually shown.) There are also several uses of profanity by the teens, but it's not overwhelming. Erin uses the F#&$ once to show a kid that this is what he is telling his classmates by failing himself on his self-evaluation.

 

Other negative elements about this movie involve Erin's husband desire to get a divorce because he does not want to support her in her passion, and they drink a bottle of wine during their talk about the divorce.

 

This movie is one of the best I have ever seen. It's not just a run of the mill inspirational movie about a student and their wonderful teacher; it is a true story about a teacher not giving up on her students or herself and in turn, they not giving up on themselves. The violence would probably be too much for young kids but I would recommend this movie for teenagers through adults.

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WE ARE MARSHAL

RATED PG

Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

 

I had good expectations for this movie and was not disappointed. The movie starts just before the crash that killed not only the Marshall University football team, but also the coaching staff and many supporters. Devastated, the town and the college struggle to go on. In fact, the university plans to drop the football program until the students themselves, led by one of the remaining football players, demand it be continued. But how, when only a few seasoned players remain, when freshman can’t make up the team and no wants the job of coaching a non-existent team?

 

The story follows the lives of several of those affected as well as the new coach and how with ingenuity, perseverance and sensitivity, Marshall turns the corner and begins to heal.

 

The movie impacts even more because it is a true story and told with a touch of humor and lots of heart. While, because of the crash scene and death, this may not be suitable for the very young, the rest of the family will enjoy this very family-friendly movie that champions love, faith and hope. (However, the one spoiler is some mild rough language.)

 

 

HOLIDAY

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

In England, Iris Simpkins is nursing a broken heart, for the last two years. Her dream man has been dating another woman but continues to keep Iris on the side to stroke his ego. When she finds out that he has gotten engaged without telling her, it is the last straw.

 

Amanda Woods is also in the midst of a struggling relationship. She's had enough of her life as well and looks for a new place to spend her holiday. She comes across a simple English Cottage that is only available for home exchange. This would mean that Amanda and Iris would switch locations and houses for two weeks.

 

"The Holiday" is a lighthearted comedy with emotional, honest drama. It is a movie that makes one feel the time was well spent. A bonus storyline involves Iris helping an elderly screenwriter gain his self esteem back.

 

A few things difficulties arise in this movie. Amanda and Graham are way too quick to jump into bed together. Although no sex is actually seen, we do experience a long scene where Amanda is in her bra. This movie is for older teenagers and adults.

 

Warning: sexual situations—often played for laughs, innuendoes, and quite a bit profanity.

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HAPPY FEET

Rated: PG

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

Around the holidays my family often looks for a fun movie to attend that gives us laughter and time shared enjoying it together. Happy Feet looked as though it might be one of those movies.

 

It was a movie with a good message, plenty of music to enjoy and some cute parts but I would probably not recommend it for the real young. This story involves struggles, sadness, and some scary parts where killer whales and sea lions are coming mighty close to eating penguins.

 

HAPPY FEET is about a young emperor Penguin that is born with a rhythm in his feet instead of his voice (as all emperor penguins sing to find their mates). So begins a journey where "Mumbo" tries to fit into a world that doesn't think he is normal. He meets a smaller breed of penguins with Spanish accents who befriend him and most of the comic relief in the film comes from these guys. Of course Mumbo has several things to prove to his family and his race. He wants to be accepted for who he is, win over his childhood girlfriend, and discover what is happening to all the fish disappearing.

 

I won't spoil the ending, but in a simple yet effective way he connects his world to the world of man and brings harmony in a way you never imagined. I do enjoy music but I thought this movie relied too much on all of the songs sung. It was a good message stating that to be different is ok and you can make a difference too. Of course the animation alone is amazing to watch as it all seemed like the real March of the Penguins. So if you like music, ice and penguins, and realistic animation, then try moving your feet to Happy Feet.

 

Warning: Strange as it may seem, the movie does contain some suggestive lyrics, speech and body gestures. Includes violence as mentioned in the review, mild language such as gosh & darn as well as put downs of other penguins, humans and faith (mild).  

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Nov. 06
 

THE GUARDIAN

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Ben Randall is the senior chief of the Coast Guard. He has risen past his
prime as a rescue swimmer but continues to do it because it is the one thing
that keeps him going every day. But one time when the seas are too rough, he
ends up losing his whole team of people, which includes his best friend. His
captain then suggests that he take some time off and teach at a school for
rescue swimmers. The new group of recruits contains Jake Fischer, a recruit
with an attitude with which Ben identifies.

This movie is one of the most intense films that I have ever seen. I was on
the edge of my seat. It is one that contains a good message about
self-sacrifice. (Spoiler Warning) In the end we even see Ben sacrifice his
own life to save Jake. This is a wonderful tribute to the United States
Coast Guard.

Several elements exist that keeps this from being family friendly. There is
a large amount of violence that happens during the rescues. Also, Jake meets
a woman with whom he has “casual sex” while he is recruiting. But the most
disappointing part of the movie is Ben and his wife's willingness to let go
of the marriage because of his dedication to the coast guard even though it
is clear that they still love each other.

Even so I would say that this is a movie that has made me better because I
have seen it. To see such an example of sacrifice played out on the big
screen kept me up all night thinking.

Warning: there is some profanity.


 

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Bibleman®Returns in: TERMINATING THE TOXIC TONIC OF DISRESPECT (DVD)

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Tommy Nelson $14.99

 

Bibleman and his sidekicks are on the scene from their mobile command unit when tensions rise along with disrespect at a local ball park. Will they discover the source of discontent before it is too late?

 

As an adult I found the live action a bit hokey and wondered if younger kids would be able to follow the rather, to me, confusing flashbacks. However, my 4 and 6-year-old grandsons stayed glued to the story and couldn't wait to take it home to watch over and over. After all, the story is geared for 6-10, not adults as so many movies/videos purporting to be for kids really are.

 

I was delighted with the use of Scripture and Biblical principles to solve problems. The sets and costumes are fun as well as colorful. Heroes and villains are clearly delineated, which is also not always the case these days.  Finally a hero you want your kids and grandkids to emulate.

 

As my grandsons asked, "Can we get the next one?" Can't get a better endorsement than that.

 

 

MATERIAL GIRLS

RATED PG

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Ava and Tanzie Marchetta are basically the Hilton sisters in a PG format. They are heirs to a great fortune that their father made popular with his line of skin care products. But when their father dies and they find corruption in the business pressuring them to sell, they must choose to sit back and let it happen or put their best foot forward and use their gifts to help them figure out what is going on.

 

I suspected “Material Girls” would be fun and shallow and in a small way it was. But I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed the movie. We did have to endure a bit of "shallow rich girl humor." But I greatly enjoyed seeing both of the girls step up to the plate using their own strengths to make the business work again. I also liked that they seemingly didn't do this to keep their fortune, but because they loved their father and wanted to clear his name.

 

The major scene that may make this movie not so family friendly is one where Hilary Duff dresses in a very provocative outfit (too provocative for family viewers) in order to get some file notes from a man behind the counter.

 

Other than that I found this movie witty, refreshing, and enjoyable.

 

Warning: some provocative dressing, attitudes, language

 

 

STEP UP

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

The plot of “Step Up” is one that has been seen before. Kid from a bad neighborhood gets in trouble, does his community service at the school that he trashes, falls in the love with the idea of being a dancer, gets the girl, gets into the school, follows his dreams. It also makes sure that it has a gang fight that results in the death of the only little kid in the movie. The dancing was great, but I found the movie dull and done before.

 

However that being said, I went to go see it with a whole slew of people who found it uplifting. They thought that it reinforced that anyone can accomplish their dreams and were encouraged by such a movie.

 

If you like dancing, this movie definitely delivers, but you must decide how attached you are to the idea of a plot before spending money on this film.

 

Warning: some provocative dancng, attitudes, language

 

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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Andy Sachs moves to the big city in hopes of being a journalist. She ends up in the role of Miranda Priestly's personal assistant for the fashion magazine, "Runway." Apparently, every girl in America would die to have Andy's job. That is, of course, except for Andy. She knows nothing of fashion and makes fun of girls with the stiletto heels. However, she works hard and learns how to dress, which moves her up to Miranda's favorites list. This doesn't, however, stop Miranda from treating Andy like a slave. Eventually, Andy must choose whether she is willing to sacrifice everyone in her life for a job.

 

I came away from this movie with mixed messages. (Spoiler Warning) In the end, Andy realizes what she has sold out for her job and decides to walk away. The movie also was incredibly well written and left me thinking.

 

I think the biggest problem that I have with this movie is the way several things are presented. Andy is referred to as "fat" because she is a size six and ends up getting praised when she drops down to a four. Emily talks about not eating anything for weeks in order to fit into Paris fashions. Miranda treats her assistants like dirt and ends up back-stabbing one of her friends. Even when Andy offers Miranda and Emily friendship and support, they keep a stiff professional way about them. Andy and her boyfriend are living together and when they break up Andy has a one night stand with a guy in Paris.

 

These things aren't played positively, and they aren't played negatively. This simply is what life is like if you happen to work at a big deal magazine. It scares me that even one teenager might take away from this film that they are too fat as a size six and need to stop eating in order to be beautiful. It bothers me that even one career woman would think that she needs to sacrifice everyone important to her in order to live her dreams.

 

The Bible tells us that Satan prowls like a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour. I can't help but think that not only does the Devil Wear Prada but he's also smiling about the people he is devouring in the meantime.

 

 

SUPERMAN RETURNS

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

The newest adaptation of Superman focuses on him returning to earth after spending several years exploring his home planet, Krypton. He starts to wonder how much he has really been missed when he finds out that it doesn't seem as if people need him anymore. Lois Lane has even won a Pulitzer Prize for an article entitled "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman."

 

Having already read so many excellent reviews of this movie, I have to say that it has me worried. Has our American culture sunk so low that we will trade solid character development for a few excellent special effects? Not only was the movie incredibly boring (I looked at my watch at least 14 times) but the characters were difficult to identify with.

 

Superman and Lois Lane were boring, one dimensional characters that I wouldn't want to have a conversation with, much less trust them to save my world. I was saddened by not seeing Clark Kent in very many scenes. The great thing about Superman is getting to see the human side of him in the newsroom. Lois described Clark as simply "a guy I work with" and that's about as much character development he gets. The greatest thing about Lex Luther in all of the other adaptations is that he is a villain that has magnetism, creativity, and charm as well as being pure evil. He is the villain that you love to hate. However, Kevin Spacey's portrayal of Lex Luther just made me sick. He was completely cruel. There was nothing charming about his character.

 

Another serious issue involving this movie is the question of Lois Lane's son (spoiler warning.) Superman has always been upheld as beacon to look up to. He stands for truth, justice, and the American way. At the end of the movie it is revealed that Lois Lane's son really belongs to Superman. It is a hard thing to swallow in light of the great hero that Superman has become.

 

Another thing that I noted in watching this movie was that none of the characters smiled. What used to be a light-hearted concept for movies and television has become another reason to be sad and depressed. The number one problem with this movie was that there was nothing fun about it. I think the next Pulitzer Prize winning article written by Ms. Lane ought to be "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman Returns."

 

Warning: God’s name is misused.

 

 

THE PINK PANTHER

Rated PG

 

How in the world can anyone reprise the role of Inspector Jacques Clouseau? Steve Martin gave it a shot in this updated Pink Panther movie about murder and the theft of the Pink Panther diamond ring. It is slapstick, corny and contains off-color humor, language, situations and attire (way too many double meanings to otherwise innocent activities).

 

Martin plays Clouseau as bumbling and inept, but not stupid. I liked that. Martin WAS the inspector, pulling off the plot in high style. It is silly, colorful and high action…and for adults who can ignore the “other” explanations and, cautiously, enjoy this as shallow fun.

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THE LAKE HOUSE

RATED PG

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

 "The Lake House" is a wonderful breath of fresh air to the romance movie genre much like "A Walk to Remember" was a couple of years ago. This is the story of Kate and Alex. As Kate moves away from the lake house that she has lived in, she leaves a letter in the mail box telling the new tenant where to forward her mail. The tenant is Alex, who is confused because to his knowledge no one has lived in the lake house since his father built it years earlier. Soon the couple starts corresponding and realizes that they are living 2 years apart.

 

This movie covers real emotions and romance as opposed to glossing over the bonding of hearts and going straight for the bedroom. Katie and Alex's romance develops through letters rather than physical attraction. The beauty of the movie is in showing how waiting on a relationship is worth it.

 

The movie also contained incredible cinematography as well as intellectual dialogue and plot. I was still piecing together parts of the movie as I left. It made me think as well as draw me in to the beauty of the character's emotions.

 

The couple of downfalls are a few misuses of the Lord's name as well as implying that Kate has been living with her boyfriend for over a year. Other than that, this movie does live up to it's PG rating and can make a wonderful conversation piece with your teenagers.

 

I would recommend this movie for anyone.

 

 

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

This is the third X-Men in the series dealing with the government finding a "cure" for mutants. However, Professor X as well as other teachers at the school are trying to show the mutants that they are special and do not need a cure.

 

Magneto, however, wants to bring a band of mutants together to violently fight the cure which comes from a mutant boy that they are keeping hidden in a lab. Magneto wants to kills him. This is also the X-Men where Jean's alter uncontrollable ego, Phoenix comes to the surface when they find her alive.

 

This X-Men was the most enjoyable of the three. It kept me on the edge of my seat wondering which mutants would take the cure and which ones would be destroyed. However, I would also say that it is the most violent of the three. It is not one to take the children too. Several long battle scenes are in the movie including many deaths. Jean also focuses energy into people in order to rip their particles apart. We are forced to watch several main characters die this way.

 

A lot of parts were left unresolved in hopes of another sequel, but all in all, I would say X-Men is an entertaining movie and worth going to the theater to see.

 

Warning: violent and sexually stimulating behavior/dress along with some vulgar language.

 

 

JUST MY LUCK (DVD)

PG-13

 

Ashley had everything going for her. Luck walked with her every step of the way until she kissed the unluckiest young man on the planet, Jake, who was seeking a high-powered producer to listen to the demo of a band he was trying to help. Everything changed. The young man saves the life of the producer and he finds himself and the band on the way up. Meanwhile, Ashley loses everything and must learn to live like a normal, albeit unlucky, person. As she seeks to recover her “luck,” she claims she doesn’t believe in, she also becomes a much more sensitive, caring person. When she discovers that being lucky is unlucky for her friends, she must make a choice for friendship and for love.

 

The protective relationship between Jake and his little cousin is touching and sweet. Ashley’s friends stick by her no matter what, something she comes to appreciate.

 

If you can deal with the background of Luck, Tarot cards, horoscopes, constant lottery ticket buying (to check luck quotient) and karma, you’ll find this movie funny, fairly family friendly (though not for the very young) with no graphic sex scenes, no pre-marital sex even implied between Ashley and Jake. There is, however, an implied situation between Ashley’s female boss and a male escort. There is some misuse of God’s name. The movie opens the door to talk about luck and fortune telling and what the Bible has to say about these practices.

 

 

SHALLOW HAL (DVD)

PG-13

 

Hal wasn’t thinking of long-term commitments. One night stands with gorgeous women more his goal. Ignore anyone who had the least little imperfection and ridicule anyone who didn’t fit the mold. Never mind that Hal was not much of a winner himself. After an encounter in an elevator with a man who tried to help people see the best in others, Hal began to see only the heart of those he met, seeing the good of heart as beautiful. He meets a woman who seems ideal, except everyone but him can see she is far from his usual ideal. She can’t believe this man wants to be with her, that he doesn’t seem to even notice her weight problem. When he regains a normal perspective, he must choose the shallow woman-hunter he was or the man who has a chance to love and make a difference.

 

The basic story plays well and this could have been a dynamic movie about seeing beneath the surface, about growing and about the difference between lust and love. But too much distracted from the basic story. The very beginning was creepy with a young boy brought into the hospital room of his dying father and left alone in the final moments to listen to his father’s out-of-mind ravings. But these weren’t words of wisdom from a loving father, but the words of a pathetic letch who made Hal promise not to settle for one woman. The episode was played for laughs. It wasn’t funny.

 

Next we find a grown-up Hal trying, rather unsuccessfully, to fulfill a promise he doesn’t even recall. The result is a shallow, pathetic individual out to seduce any women he considers “hot.” The movie plays to sexual innuendoes and situations, includes a pretty near total back nude scene and a non-graphic pre-marital sex scene. There is also considerable profanity. The positive values of this movie fade in comparison to those things that are anything but wholesome. Let this one go. 

June 2006

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III

Rated PG-13

 

Ethan Hunt, Tom Cruise, has decided domestic life is better than being a field agent. He plans to marry his girlfriend and have a normal life. Except, he is needed to extract an agent from a dangerous situation, a mission that goes horribly wrong. Along the way, he begins to realize something isn't right in IMF's home office. Can he discover the truth to save the day--and the life of the one dearest to him?

 

Typical Tom Cruise with lots of running, lots of chasing and lots of smashing, crashing and gun play--all very different from the finesse of the TV series. If you're aiming for even a smidgen of reality, it ain't here.

 

There were more plot twists, more plot and even more character development than I expected, sandwiched between the constant gun-fire and chase scenes. The movie offered nothing new, but if you like action and Cruise, you'll find this movie entertaining.

 

Warning: offensive language, living together before marriage, a sex scene though mostly off camera, a great deal of violence--though not obscenely graphic.

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THE SHAGGY DOG

(with Tim Allen)

Rated PG

 

Generally I don't think remakes live up to the original movies, though some have, and this is one of them.

 

My husband and I took our three grandchildren ages 6, 4, and 2 with us to the movie. We plied them with popcorn and juice snacks and pop. Tori finally fell asleep on grandpa's lap. Two was too young to enjoy much more than attention and food. However, her older brothers really enjoyed the dogs, Tim's antics and, of course, the chase scenes.

 

Warnings: Some mild language though it isn’t blatant, some innuendoes, and some incidences such as dogs sniffing/nudging hero’s behind. When the hero returns to human form, he is naked. However, we never see anything below the waist. Though we missed the first couple minutes of the movie, it has a scene of Tibetan Buddhist monks meditating before a golden shrine along with the original Shaggy Dog. For all that, the mystic elements of the original movie are played down in this version.

 

We enjoyed this corny-fun, family-friendly movie with a more than subtle dig at cruel animal testing. Family is prized as the hero learns the importance of family and of making his wife and kids a higher priority than his job.

 

Enjoy with popcorn.

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THE UNIT (TV show: CBS)

I liked the concept. Ultra hush-hush military unit that goes where no one else can go to save the day. But there is more. We aren’t just taken on a tense ride with the missions; we also get a glimpse into the lives of their wives and what they go through.

 

I really liked the first episode. The second got a bit too “soapy” for me. But the 3rd makes me think if this show lasts, it may not stay on my watch list. The main character is hauled off the important mission he’s been preparing for to go to Indonesia to rescue the children of missionaries. The commander as well as the primary hero drips with distain for the missionaries and is reluctant to rescue these kids—though they are kids and American citizens in danger. But goes he does. Along the way, he meets with a man who also despises these foreign missionaries who come to build churches when they’ve had their own religion for hundreds and hundreds of years.

 

The terrorists who come after them are a murderous, rag-tag bunch, but not once was there any mention that the real terrorists in Indonesia are Muslim. The children turn out to be teenagers, the most sanctimonious bunch of brats imaginable—Hollywood’s idea of missionary kids, I’m sure—that have absolutely no semblance to any missionary kids I’ve ever known. Furthermore, after he risks his life to rescue them, two kids sneak away, arrogantly believing they must build their church, and requiring a second rescue.

 

The whole time Christianity is held up for ridicule and Christian’s as stupid for seeking to impose their religion where they aren’t wanted. When the man who’d assisted the hero in finding the kids asks if the hero will return to rescue the missionaries when they come back, the hero very firmly says, “H…., no.” 

 

When even Christian kids are treated with such disrespect, how long before the culture as a whole turns against Christians? A very dangerous trend. Let’s hope this show fails to make the grade.  

 

 

FLIGHTPLAN

PG-13

Reviewer Carolyn R. Scheidies

 

My hubby and I wanted to watch this movie for some time. We don’t see all that many movies in the theater. We don’t have lots of time, money is a consideration since you gotta have popcorn, and there aren’t all that many decent movies out there. Flightplan looked good. Keith was off work so he picked it up.

 

The story is about a woman, Kyle Pratt, who boards the plane with her daughter only to have the girl disappear. Worse, no one on board seems to even remember a little girl boarding the plane with her. Is the stress of losing her husband causing hallucinations or is there something much more sinister going on?

 

The film is not graphically violent and sex doesn’t really come into play. There are some profanities. There is also the PC thread where Pratt assumes the kidnapper has to be the Arabs she’s seen from her apartment in Germany before she leaves—something not really explained in the movie.

 

As a propulsion engineer, Pratt well knows how the plane is put together and uses her knowledge in her search, a search interrupted by a marshal on board the plane when she’s considered a problem.

 

Of course, Pratt eventually discovers the truth of what is going on and comes through victorious. The movie upholds love, marriage, family and motherhood as well as a “never-give-up” attitude. Rational thinking and planning, not emotion, becomes the vehicle for overcoming, which was good. But, there were some serious plot holes that kept this movie from being all it could have been. Still, this was a passable evening’s entertainment not flawed by gratuitous sex and violence as so many films are these days.

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FIREWALL

Rated PG-13

Reviewer Carolyn R Scheidies

 

I like Harrison Ford, and from the previews, I expected a fun, techno, adventure thriller.

 

The basic plot was about a devout family man, computer security for a banking system, who finds himself caught between destroying his bank's security system or losing his kidnapped family. His integrity and ingenuity comes into full play as attempt after attempt to escape fails--with horrific consequences.

 

Unfortunately, though integrity and family were highly placed values, these only became devices on which to hang the threadbare, hackneyed plot. This was a plot-driven movie with little character depth, emotion or real motivation.

 

The violence was in-your-face violent, and language was used for maximum impact.

 

The ending seriously needed a wrap-up to nail down loose ends.

 

To say the least, I was disappointed in the movie, was surprised at the amount and depth of violence allowed in a PG-13 movie and cannot recommend this movie to anyone.

 

 

THE ISLAND

Rated: PG-13

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This movie brings action and sci-fi together in a fast-paced thriller. Clones are being made as "insurance policies" for humans in the future in case they need a new kidney or heart transplant. Of course the person in charge tells everyone they are not conscious or active, but this is not the case.

 

The clones have been programmed to believe that the world has been contaminated and they are the lucky ones working in a new controlled area waiting for their chance to win the lottery that will take them to the last habitable place on earth...the Island. One clone begins to question his existence and why things are done. He also has reoccurring nightmares that can't be explained. So begins an awakening and realization that he is a clone, and they are really killing people not sending them to the Island.

 

He escapes with a girl who is truly his friend and so begins a big chase to capture them or for the truth to be exposed. The characters are like children who are waking up to a new world they never knew existed. It explores the issues of all life is worthy and no one should be enslaved, clone or human.

 

It did have a lot of car smashing and shooting, and graphic scenes of surgery. It was hard to watch the parts of them harvesting the clones parts and their fight to stay alive. If you've ever seen any other sci-fi clone movies then this one wasn't any worse than the others for the portrayal.

 

I liked the character development and the fast action of them escaping and of course triumphing in the end.

 

Warnings: crude language and violence

February 2006

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LAST HOLIDAY

RATED PG-13

Reviewer Cassandra L Scheidies

 

Georgis Bryd is a woman who doesn't understand what "seize the day" is supposed to look like. She watches life pass her by in everything she does. Her talent for cooking is being wasted in the cooking department at a retail store. She avoids speaking with the man that she has a crush on. Everything changes when she gets a bump on her head and has to go the emergency room. During this time, she finds out that she has a rare disease and has three weeks to live.

 

This movie was one that I thoroughly enjoyed. Rather than trying to find its humor in a sexual or violent way, it leans on good old-fashion slapstick comedy. Georgia learns to speak her mind and in doing so, we find out that she is a woman of integrity. She touches everyone's hearts around her by learning to live life to it's fullest and showing that how you treat people really does make a difference.

 

I came away from this movie feeling that a message was given out without putting a lot of bad language or sexual content in my mind—though there are some of both. We don't see much overt sexual content (although we are aware that a rich man has a mistress, this is looked down upon and we see the ramifications of this affair.) Still, there are sexual innuendoes and some obscenities & profanities though they are far outweighed by the many positive messages.

 

Bottom line is, this is a solid, family film with a happy ending after all.

 

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NARNIA

PG

Reviewer Carolyn R. Scheidies

 

The story THE LION, THE WITCH & THE WARDROBE of C. S. Lewis’ Chronicles of Narnia has been a classic for years. Attempts to bring it to the screen have never quite captured the depth and breadth of the story. I followed this incarnation of the story intensely, watching clips, hearing interviews and reading reviews.

 

The basic story, set during the London bombings in WW II, is of four children evacuated to the country for their safety. During play, Lucy discovers a whole new world in the wardrobe, and the the adventure begins.

 

The Disney version of Narnia is what all proclaimed--a masterpiece, incorporating the depth and breadth of story as Lewis envisioned. Though not as faithful to the books as the BBC version, the basic story has been preserved along with the spiritual dimension. The characters were well chosen and the technology brought Aslan to life as no other incarnation of this story has done outside the print books.

 

My husband and I attended the movie with our grandsons 5 ½ and almost 4. The older one loved the movie, but the younger one wasn’t so sure. (Some fight scenes may be too intense, though there is a singular lack of blood and gore…an amazing feat in itself when conveying fighting and battles and death in this epic story of good vs. evil.) I thought the movie was a triumph for all concerned and plan to get the DVD as soon as it becomes available.

 

 

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Rated R

Reviewer C. Scheidies

 

Something stirred in my stomach after reading a synopsis of BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. For some reason, I knew that this was the movie, the first one that would become normal in a long line of movies glorifying homosexuality. I wondered how much damage it would do to our already liberal American culture. For that reason, I chose to drive to downtown Denver (the only theater that is showing this movie in the city of Denver and possibly the entire State of Colorado) to see it, not because I was curious but because I felt that the public needed to be warned of this danger.

 

This story is a love story between two cowboys who work together during one summer in 1963. It continues to intertwine the lives of these men as they enter into marriages and have children. During this period of twenty or so years, they meet up four times a year for a “fishing trip” (an excuse to have sex with each other.)

 

I couldn’t help but think that if this movie had been a love story of a heterosexual couple, it wouldn’t have received any golden globe nominations. This movie is filled with dull dialogue between two men, as well as large doses of nudity and sex (both heterosexual and homosexual.) Another negative moment is that Anne Hathaway who has mostly been known for her roles in Disney movies (the princess diaries, Ella enchanted, etc.) has her first nude role in this film.

 

But beyond all of the sexual content and boring dialogue, the most dangerous part of this film is what it portrays. The movie draws you in emotionally so that, at one point, you wish cultural norms were different in the 60’s so these two men could be together. What a treacherous thing.

 

The Lord tells us that homosexuality is a sin. I can’t help but think this movie will make it all the more easier for homosexual couples to make appearances in movies down the line. Just as we have become desensitized to stronger and stronger sexual content, soon we will be rooting for homosexual couples to get together in movies.

 

I wondered what the enemy would use to make a statement during this Christmas season, when “The Chronicles of Narnia,” is making its way in movie theaters throughout the globe. “Brokeback Mountain” has become his number one weapon. I urge you to stay away from the theaters for this one. I have had several people say to me that they are “curious” about the movie and therefore are going to see it.

 

We must take a stand against this film. If every follower of Christ in the United States refused to see this film, we could make a difference. We must spend time in prayer for this culture that is slowly accepting a lifestyle and being pummeled into the abyss of evil. I can’t help but think as the tears flow among audience members during “Brokeback Mountain,” the enemy has a sinister smile on his face as he claims yet another victory.

 

 

THE FAMILY STONE

PG-13

 

After BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN CS went to THE FAMILY STONE, billed as fun fare. It wasn’t. In fact, it was merely more of the same. Worse, the movie played on the emotions. This was a dysfunctional family with a deaf, but well adjusted son, who turns out not only to be gay, but also that his “relationship” is the only stable, well-adjusted one in the movie. Of course, the viewer wants the son to be happy. The movie tugs at the heartstrings, and it is easy to let emotions over-rule the reality of the negative message of the movie.

 

The movie is also filled with sexual jokes, innuendoes with casual as well as homosexual sex considered ‘normal.’ The movie contains profanity and obscenities as well as drug use.

 

This movie may be more harmful than BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, because it undermines love in the beautiful bond of fidelity and faithfulness, God meant for a man and a woman in a marriage covenant. The movie is deceptive and keeps us from thinking things through. Stay away from this one as well.

 

 

**Note from Carolyn R. Scheidies: Remember, everyone who attends these movies enlarges the box office take and encourages more movies like this. Better to stay away, but protest through letters to those involved in the movie, those showing the movie and through letters to the editor.

 

 

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS

PG

Reviewer Carolyn R. Scheidies

 

This movie is really four inter-related stories of friends, each going her separate way for the summer. What ties them together is a pair of seemingly magical jeans that, amazingly, fits each to perfection. The girls, who've been friends since birth, agree to mail the pants on to each other during their time apart.

 

The girls carry hurtful baggage and gain experiences during the summer that help them come to terms with their past & present hurts and their place in the world, including death, divorce and remarriage, sex, family and love.

 

The movie is well-done and is not just another brainless, shallow look at the lives of teenagers. These 16-year-olds are not just sex objects and family is portrayed sensitively and as important. The girls feel real pain and grow from their experiences. A first sexual encounter for one, though sought after, is portrayed in a negative light for her.

 

This movie is based on a book series very popular among teen girls, including Christians, and cannot be dismissed lightly.

 

The movie can open up discussion on a great many issues, helping parents enter the mindset of a "today’s" teen and giving them opportunities to share their own experiences as well as God's take on the subjects.

 

I did have problems with movie. The girls were 16. Two fell "in love"--both with college age young men. In an age of sexual predators--adults preying on underage kids--the storyline of one girl and her college-age coach that culminated in a sexual encounter left me frustrated at how casually this was treated.

 

Yes, the encounter was negative for the girl as she realized her motives were wrong, but there was no hint of the seriousness of the situation. A man in charge of vulnerable young women preyed on one of them. If this happened in real life, he could very well end up in prison and have to register as a sex offender, effectively destroying his life. This not romantic. This is reality and how this was resolved left a bad taste. Our girls need to realize the consequences of tempting an “older” man—even only a few years older—into sexual impropriety.

 

But even this aspect makes good fodder for discussion. Do not dismiss this movie. It is not graphic, very PG and offers a wonderful opportunity to open necessary dialogue with your teen.

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WALK THE LINE

Rated PG-13

 

I went to this movie with my 22-year-old daughter. I have followed Cash’s career and read the latest book on his life. Cassie knew some of the music and a bit of the story, Both of us enjoyed the movie that focused on the love between Johnny and June Carter. But the movie did not gloss over their failures in their first marriages or the bad choices, Johnny especially, made time and again, such as his drug use. While the movie did not preach, it did show John’s spiritual roots and how he and June returned to faith and church.

 

The acting was superb, the script flowed, and the characters were three dimensional and shown as real with real problems, real choices and imperfect.

 

There is drug use, drinking, swearing, even some sexual impropriety—though nothing graphic is shown. None of these are shown in a positive light. However, family, faith and love are shown as the foundation for fulfillment.

 

Recommended.

 

 

LEGEND OF ZORRO

Rated PG

 

Zorro has gotten arrogant and his wife is tired of not having her husband around. The son, who does not know his dad is the legendary hero, worships the man in black. Yes, there is trouble in paradise, which might well right itself but for the interference of those with their own ax to grind.

 

I liked THE MASK OF ZORRO. I thought the plot and characters were well done and well integrated with the historical context. And it was fun. The LEGEND OF ZORRO was ok as a sequel, but didn’t have near the same tightness of plot. There are the usual major bad guys and lots of sword-fighting. Old TV-type violence.

 

I had real trouble with what Zorro’s wife was forced to do given her character, her Catholic faith and the strictness of that society. It didn’t wash. If you can take the situation out from the historical context, well… One of the real bad guys called himself a man of God and one might think this is another Hollywood jab at faith. But no, this villain is contrasted a priest who lives his faith and Zorro himself who finally turns to God.

 

The movie shows Zorro turning to alcohol when his life and marriage fall apart. Minor profanity. Lots of mixed messages for the younger set, but family is lifted up as a solid value.

 

The saving of the movie was his son and his horse…lots of comic relief and guess who saves the day!

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VEGGIE TALES: LORD OF THE BEAN

Rated G

DVD

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

Anyone who loves a good spoof or a parody on a popular movie will enjoy this new Veggie Tale story. Once again the producers come through with a lesson to be learned and this story's lesson is about using the gifts God has given you.

 

Instead of taking the story theme from Lord of the Rings, the producers decided to mimic popular characters from the movie, which makes it a joy for young or old alike. You have young Toto (Frodo) who has been given a powerful gift that he can use for selfish gain or to help others. Of course, he has friends (a fellowship) that help him figure out what to do.

 

My family was really into all the Lord of the Rings movies and found this story truly fun and enjoyable. We laughed at the misguided "Sporks" (half spoon, half fork, sounds like ork) and having a gourd resemble the Keebler elf as one of the fellowship members was great fun also. Now remember my children are over the age of 16 so it proves you can tell a story and give a lesson that all ages will enjoy.

 

 

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED

Rated G

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

You always wonder how a remake of a good movie is going to turn out. Sometimes they pull it off and sometimes you just long for the original. “Herbie the Love Bug” does ride again. Disney did a good job with this story, kept it entertaining and clean family fun.

 

Maggie is the only daughter of a race car family, yet, because of a bad accident and loosing her mother, her father does not want to see her racing again. When she graduates college, as a gift she gets to pick out any car from a "junk yard." Her dad and brother agree to work on it for her. Of course it is poor Herbie that is wasting away in the junk yard and cleverly gets her to pick him. From here on out it is a tale of restoration of Herbie and Maggie as they both discover they have what it takes to be in the racing business. This movie has a good dose of heart and you will still cheer for Herbie after all these years.

 

Some profanity.

 

 

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS

Rated PG

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This story was taken from a John Grisham book called "Skipping Christmas." Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis bring comedy to the story as only they can when they try to "skip" participating and spending for Christmas to go on a cruise instead. Their only daughter has just gone to the Peace Corp and will not be home for Christmas so Luther (aka Tim Allen) convinces his wife Nora (Jamie Curtis) to save money this Christmas, spend it on themselves instead and go on a Cruise. This causes quite a stir in their "very into the Christmas season" neighborhood, especially since they decide not to decorate with the traditional Frosty the Snowman that everyone on the block puts out.

 

When on Christmas morning they hear that their daughter is flying home with her new fiancé to spend Christmas with them, they begin a mad rush to get all the trimmings together. Thanks to a little neighborhood help, a secret Santa, and some warming of hearts, this proves to be movie with heart and comic relief. Christmas should not be skipped and people are more important than cruises.

 

Some profanity and innuendos

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THE ADVENTURES OF OCIEE NASH

Rated G

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This was a movie I rented on DVD recently because it looked like one of those "feel good" types, and it didn't disappoint me. Here is a story of a young girl being raised by her father and two older brothers on a farm in the 1890's. Her mother has died and her father and brothers adore her, but see her becoming eleven and not acting much like a lady.

 

Her father decides to send her to her aunt's home in St. Louis where her aunt can teach her to be more of a lady as her mom would have wanted. She bumps paths with some amazing historical figures on her journey to her aunt's. She also discovers that her prim and proper aunt was much like her as a child. This is a story of a close family who adapt and grow because of the influence of a dear child. It reminds me somewhat of the story of Ann of Green Gables and her coming of age story. You will enjoy watching this together as a family, and, yes, even your brothers might enjoy it.

 

 

VALIANT

Rated G

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This animated cartoon movie from Disney can be an enjoyable experience for children to adults. It was shorter than I expected from Disney but that lends itself to the short attention spans of children. The story revolves around a pigeon, Valiant, living during World War II in London, his hopes of becoming a great carrier pigeon in the Royal Homing Pigeon Service and serving crown and country.

 

Despite his small stature Valiant enlists and proves that is not the size of the wingspan but the size of the spirit that prevails. He goes through training camp with some other misfits who eventually save the day against the enemy Falcons sent to destroy their efforts.

 

This movie lends itself to discussion with your children about the sacrifices people have made over the years to ensure our freedoms as well as to talk about endurance and keeping a positive attitude. There are some scenes that might frighten really young children if they understand the Falcons are killing the pigeons, but overall Disney did a good job of showing the light hardened side with the evil side of things. I highly recommend this film.

 

 

SKY HIGH

Rated PG

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

This movie may be a lot of fun to watch for anyone who likes comic book heroes and is also a parent raising a teenager. It is about a young teenager just beginning his first year of high school, but it is no ordinary high school. It is "Sky High" where all super heroes send their children, and of course, all the kids have powers too...or do they? Will Stronghold's parents are what you might call the cream of the crop when it comes to super heroes and as yet he has shown no special abilities, all though he has tried to fool his parents into thinking he has super strength like his dad.

 

The story takes off as you see his adjustment and hanging with the "side kicks" or less than perfect kids. Of course the sidekicks are called on to save the day, and Will discovers his true strengths and gifts. It's an excellent movie for laughs, for lessons and enjoyment. See it with your teenager!

 

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THE FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS

PG 13

DVD

 

Darren was a scam artist willing to say or do anything to shoot up the corporate ladder. He lied when the truth might serve him better…and he got caught. Though he worked hard and his ideas were good, his resume was a lie. But, he skipped out when things got hot, back to the hometown and the church that had ousted his mother when she began to sing something other than gospel.

 

His aunt’s will put him in charge of the church choir, instructing him to prepare the group for a competition. Only then could he get an inheritance that would cover his debts. In his usual fashion, he scams his way into his position, scams choir members into joining and performing (regardless of personal regeneration) and falling all over again for a girl he’d left behind as a kid. Only his well-laid plans come unraveled and he must confront his past and himself to make things right.

 

A movie Hollywood almost got right. Fair family entertainment, through there are a few nightclub scenes with seductive singing and an unnecessary discussion of “booty” and other sexual references and body shots that could and should have been re-written to make this more family friendly. Includes a few profanities and Christianity is more about feel-good than inner change.

 

However, the hero does change (the implication is that others have also made more than a shallow change as well) and the music presents the gospel message and grace abounds as God, his less-than-perfect church, and hope is lifted up.

 

 

HITCH

Rated: PG-13

DVD

 

Hollywood movies, especially the “good” ones, always seem a half hitch twisted and this one is no exception. HITCH is a comedy story of a man who helps other guys gain the confidence to land Ms. Right, only to have his own plans go very, very wrong.

 

There are laughs and poignant moments. One night stands are panned, but not sleeping together before marriage with “the one.” This could have been a fun family movie about letting down one’s guard, letting others get close, about being oneself and about love being real and lasting. Instead, along with those messages comes the usual shallow jokes, philosophy of premarital sex (though only one bed scene is shown) and having the “faithful” husband still looking around longingly.

 

If you can shut off the noise, the basic story is okay as is the acting.

 

Other warnings: slang words for sex abound, some gay references, profanity, and manipulation of women.

 

 

RUNAWAY JURY

Rated: PG-13

DVD

 

The prosecutor plans to take down the gun manufacturers because one of their assault weapons ended the life of a man who was a stock broker, husband and father. The defense is willing to do anything to win, including tamper with the jury. Only someone on the jury is already doing that and his accomplice threatens to throw the jury one way or the other depending upon what each side pays up. Only there is much more going on under the surface, and twists abound in this action-packed movie.

 

Big names pack the movie and the acting shows the depth of experience in the actors. The story is riveting and well-done with a minimum of graphic violence.

 

My problem with this movie is more subtle. Those who favor the right to bear arms are portrayed as monsters. Those who wish to blame the manufacturers for anything anyone does with their product are shown as caring for people and rule of law, not to mention people of integrity. The movie is blatant propaganda. If you go in with you eyes wide open on this and you like suspense, you may enjoy the movie.

 

Other warnings: Baptists get a bad rap. Some inappropriate jokes, a fleeting pre-marital encounter, profanity, judicial system made out to be a joke, definite political bias

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DUKES OF HAZZARD

Rated PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

This movie makes us endure countless sexual humor involving the Duke family. Daisy Duke's only purpose as a character is to use her sexuality to get her cousins out of trouble. She pretty much says so "I am going to have to shake my a#@ at someone to get them out of trouble." To which her uncle responds, "That's why we love you, Daisy."

 

The Uncle apparently has a pot smoking problem and the whole family is in the illegal moonshine business. Luke is anything but a loyal cousin and friend to Bo as Bo finds out that Luke has been making out with the girl he has had a crush on for a long time. More than anything, the movie filled up time with random, unnecessary car chases that made it simply boring.

 

This movie is a far cry from the relative innocence of the old TV show where the uncle was a man of integrity and it was good guys against a corrupt government. The movie simply pits corrupt against more corrupt and there are really not “good” guys at all. Dukes of Hazzard is not the movie to see.

 

 

MUST LOVE DOGS

Rated PG-13

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies

 

Sarah is looking for a relationship after her husband asks for a divorce. Or so I should say, her family is looking for her to have a relationship. It is her sister who puts her profile on a dating website and the dates start coming in.

 

A positive thing about this movie is that the heroine’s dad makes a speech at the beginning about how wonderful lifelong marriage is since he was married to her mother for 45 years. In the end, this movie supports one person commitments and lifelong relationships. But getting to that point…

 

Unfortunately, sex is seen as a relatively normal thing in a dating relationship. One scene shows Sarah and one of her "dates" driving around town trying to buy a condom. The movie also has a lot of homosexual humor and Sarah claims that two men friends are her "model for a good relationship."

 

This movie is nothing worth going to the theater for, not even worth two hours of your time. It is a slow-moving movie that quickly drops to boring.

 

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MR. & MRS. SMITH

Rated PG-13

 

I’m seeing more and more of this. The hype of a movie is so great that the movie cannot possibly live up to it. Such is the case with this movie. If you go in expecting a drama, you’ll be disappointed. Taken as a drama, this movie has sooo many negatives. Taken for what it is, a live-action arcade comedy, the movie can be taken in a somewhat more positive light.

 

The basic story: A pair of “hit” persons from different “companies” meet, fall in love and marry. Their covers are so deep that in 5 (or 6) years neither suspects their mate’s true occupation, until they’re sent to “handle” the same target and instead discover each other. So begins their enlightenment, marital war on a grand scale and discovery. Will they live to discover the truth? Will their marriage survive the barrage? Stay tuned.

 

There is a great deal of sensuality, language, casual murder and constant mayhem, car chases and basically over-the-top action. Both Keith and I got a bit bored with some of the scenes after a while. There is little gore and shooting is either random or choreographed.

 

We never discover for sure who are the good or bad guys or if the organizations the characters work for are good or bad. Plot holes abound. However, there is some snappy dialogue and down-right funny play on words. The actors play the story light, which is just right for this movie. It isn’t brain surgery. It isn’t serious.

 

However, violence is taken so casually, I wouldn’t recommend this for any young person.

 

Positive aspect: No matter what love wins out. The couple ends up hanging in there for each other against overwhelming odds. Very pro-marriage.

 

Still, I cannot recommend this movie.

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FANTASTIC FOUR

Rated PG-13

 

A scientist, a lab assistant, a hot-shot pilot and a former military officer get zapped by radiation along with a former friend and colleague. It isn't until they are back on earth they discover their DNA has changed, giving each powers commensurate with their personalities.

 

The clash begins from the one who flaunts his powers to the scientist who wishes to cure them all--until their former friend decides to use his new power makes him like a god. At that point, the four begin to resolve their difference, recognizing they must work together to defeat evil. They also come to realize they may have been given their powers for a higher purpose--to aid mankind.

 

Positives: Pro love and marriage. Pro working together to solve problems. The idea that there is a plan and purpose for things that happen, even if those things are not in our plans and may be painful in ways.

 

Drawbacks to the movie include a reference to evolution as the basis for the experiment, Johnny's womanizing life-style which includes unsuitable references and attire-or lack thereof.  Sue's reason for dumping Reed years earlier was because he wouldn't move with her. There are some, easily missed, language problems.

 

There are comic-style crash-em, bash-em scenes, with our heroes ultimately saving the day.

 

I'd steer younger kids away from this movie. If your teens view it, you may use it to talk about the issues raised.

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BATMAN BEGINS

Rated PG-13

 

From the reviews I’d read, I expected a very violent, adult movie. Actually, I do agree younger kids, maybe under 12 or so, shouldn’t view this movie. On the big screen, the fight scenes and even Batman himself, can be rather intense and frightening. Worst for the younger set is that those under the drug the bad guys are dispensing makes those under its spell view things through the eyes of horror. Nasty! However, I didn’t find the movie overly scary. In fact, the chase and fight scenes seemed to go on forever into boredom.

 

The basic story was solid enough. Batman, as usual, pits evil against good with the good victorious. This Batman’s love interest remains one of integrity and sacrifice from both sides instead of taking the usual sexual license. Batman learns justice is more than anger and revenge. A man of revenge is little more than those on whom he seeks revenge. Batman emerges as a man of integrity, taking the moral high ground who believes in mercy and compassion.

 

Unlike the earlier series of movies, this movie doesn’t come across as either overly gothic or campy. This is a Batman that could possibly exist. What comes out of the movie is hope, that however dark things may be, one person standing with other upright persons, can make a difference and turn things around. It is also that part of integrity is the value of mercy.

 

The Alfred and Ducard characters make the movie. These are men of integrity, no matter what, men who stand up for right.

 

Has some inappropriate language. Chase scenes cause the destruction of police cars and lots of public property. (There always seems to be a disconnect in movies between this type of destruction and an increase of taxes to pay for such things.) Lots of fighting. Horrors of those drugged.

 

An improvement on the older movies.

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MADAGASCAR

Rated: PG

Reviewer Gloria Geiselman

 

The zoo characters of the movie end up accidentally being shipped to Madagascar, a wild jungle where no one is going to feed them or take care of them. They learn to help one another, including some animals lower on the food chain.

 

However, their best friend is a lion who is on the top of the food chain. He begins to consider eating his friends. How nice that your friend has trouble controlling his urge to eat you! Eventually the animals find another food source, fish, for him, and they all get along.

 

The penguins in this movie are cute and have great lines but we don't see them enough. The graphics are good, but the actors who played the voices were so familiar to me I had trouble seeing them as the cartoon character they portrayed.

 

This movie is not up to some of the standards of other cartoon movies that I liked. For instance, THE INCREDIBLES made both children and adults laugh and identify. This movie only caused me to laugh in previews I saw before going to it. All the cute parts were shown in the previews, and it wasn't all that cute of a theme.

 

The message of the movie is that friendships are more important than we realize, but I would have trouble explaining some parts to children. Overall it would be an ok movie to watch with your family, but don't expect great laughs or punch lines. Save your money and wait until it comes out on video.

 

Some bathroom humor.

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STARS WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH

Rated: PG-13

Reviewed by Keith Scheidies

 

We older Star Wars fans have been waiting almost 28 years to find out how Darth Vader became the evil, nasty villain we love to hate. Was it worth the wait?

 

I compare it to anticipating--all week--going out with your best gal on Saturday night for a steak dinner. You get there and the steak has more sizzle than you thought it would and is delicious. You were expecting great fries, and you get even better onion rings. Then the manager offers you a free cherry cheesecake for desert.

 

STARS WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH is non-stop action and intrigue that dovetails beautifully with the original 1977 film. There are only a couple of small plot weaknesses in this visually stunning film.

 

One caution for parents. The Graphic, but not bloody, violence has earned this movie its PG-13 rating, a first for the Star Wars series. It is not for kids under middle school age. It would probably give them nightmares.

 

An epic story of good and evil.

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HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Rated: PG

Reviewed by Keith Scheidies

 

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a must see for anyone who's read and enjoys the books by Douglas Adams. However, I took a friend to see it and he also enjoyed it though he has not read any of the (5 book) trilogy. This is good, clean science fiction-based humor. It starts with the destruction of earth and ends with our heroes heading toward the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 

You will not enjoy this movie if you can't lay aside references to God making mistakes, certain evolutionary references or the odd beliefs of a planet visited by our heroes. If you like off-the-wall humor with a dash of science fiction this film is for you. If you can't accept this as a spoof or enjoy a film that doesn't say God created it all you may want to pass on this one.

 

Positive aspect: The heroes try to rescue their friend. Makes you consider the meaning of life.

Warnings: There are both sexual imagery and innuendoes. Comic violence often humorous, some intense. Contains profanities and crude remarks.

SAHARA

Rated: PG-13

 

A plague has broken out and WHO doctor Eva Rojas will do anything to track it to its source to eradicate it. But doing so means going without WHO protection into a contested area of Mali where tribes are fighting over the land. In the process, Eva encounters swashbuckling agents turned treasure hunters Dirk Pitt and Al Giordino who’ve known each other, and trusted each other, since childhood.

 

Dirk seeks a treasure of historical value, the last Confederate iron-clad battleship to slip through the war-drawn lines. He is convinced it ended up along the coast of Africa…and finally he has proof.

 

But will Dirk be willing to rescue Eva and her party when they realize she’s in danger? And what will they find when he and Al cross into contested territory?

 

My husband and I were looking for a movie with the suspense, plot and entertainment of NATIONAL TREASURE when we went to SAHARA.

 

It was entertaining and it was a fun ride. The characters were likable and heroic in many ways. They tried to protect those without the special training they’d received while not coddling them. They were willing to give up their goals, even their lives, to protect others. The friendship between Dirk and Al showed the sort of trust that only a long-term friendship brings.

 

There were plot holes that forced our attention from the story and at least one huge believability factor as they traveled through the desert that really was a bit much. But everything the characters did, they did with such vitality and optimism that it almost made up for these deficits.

 

There were glimpses of brief bathing suits, low cut tops, especially at the end, where the hero and heroine are together. There are double entendres, lots of TV violence—fist fights, guns shooting, dying—no gore, boat crashes, explosions, etc. The main characters drink and there is some rough language.

 

Overall, we found the movie fun and entertaining, but don’t recommend it to the young set. It is, however, no NATIONAL TREASURE.

THE PACIFIER

Rated PG

 

Big bad Special Forces military SEAL Shane Wolf is given an assignment he considers beneath him--protecting the family of a murdered scientist while their mom is out of the country with the government in search of an important computer program. What he thinks is an easy job turns out to be anything but easy.

 

The man who's hidden his emotions begins to realize the kids (two teens, an 8-year-old, a toddler and a baby) need more than drills to keep them under control. He must also search for the hidden computer program (no one knows for sure where it is hidden), fend off those who wish to harm the family and manage the household—not to mention the kids. Though the family has its share of spats, they watch out for each other, the older ones help with the younger ones and they obviously love one another. Wolfe teaches them about self-respect, self-defense and the importance of obedience. The good guys win.

 

There are a few mild, easily-missed religious exclamations and obscenities and old TV violence—no gore.

 

The movie is good, clean fun with just enough action and character development to make this a solid family movie.

 

 

CELLULAR

Rated PG

 

A woman, Jessica Martin, is kidnapped and left in an attic with the phone smashed—and she has no idea why. A science teacher, she tries to make contact with the smashed phone and manages to contact the cell of an irresponible man, Ryan, who believes the call is a prank, until…. Once he commits to helping her, he begins to unravel a very nasty puzzle that places him in danger and causes him to create havoc in the city as he seeks to rescue the woman and her family.

 

This movie is fast paced and fun. Yes, there is violence, the bad men are not nice, but it isn't overly graphic. There is language that didn't need to be in the movie.

 

However, Jessica shows intelligence and courage in trying to save her family, willing to overcome her fear to do what needs doing. Ryan grows into his role, showing moral courage in sticking with the woman even when his life also comes into jeopardy.

 

The downside is sexual innuendoes, language--both profanity and obscenity, violence (mostly TV) and the horrendous amount of crashes and broken laws as the hero seeks to rescue the heroine and her family.

 

However, older teens and parents can use this movie to discuss the issues of courage, when is it ok to break laws or is it, true honor and honesty and more.

 

 

SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

Rated PG

 

This was like watching a comic book come to life in a world dated around World War II as far as technology, fashion and feel. But though technology appears old, the effects are anything but with monster robots and space-type guns.

 

It is the story of a madman who sends his minions to steal particular generators, etc, terrorizing people in countries around the world. Only the Sky Captain and his crew seem able to even deal with the situation. The Captain puts his life on the line time and again to rescue his nation and Polly. Reporter Polly Perkins claims to help as together they try to discover who is murdering scientists from a defunct project and causing havoc around the world.

 

The movie had many problems. The hero lies and has cheated on Polly in the past. His love interest, Polly, is more interested in the story than in assisting the hero and often keeps valuable information from him. She, too, is a liar, caring very little about those she hurts along the way to getting her story, though she does help in the end.

 

Invariably, she sends them into danger with her picture taking, running back into danger and withholding information. Who cares the world may end if the culprit isn't captured, as long as she gets the scoop.

 

The characters lacked depth and the plot lacked cohesiveness, but the old-fashion comic context was interesting and fun. You do have to suspend belief big-time! Way too many plot holes. There are a few mild profanities. The violence was not graphic.

 

If you can suspend belief and don't mind the hero and heroine's lack of heroic qualities, you might find the movie worth the escape into fantasy.

 

 

MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND DANGEROUS

Rated PG-13

 

Sequels often do not live up to their predecessors, so I try not to get my hopes up. However, this movie was genuinely funny. In this version, the pageant winner Miss United States and the main emcee are kidnapped.

 

Our dashing FBI heroine Gracie Hart has gone from FBI flub to the new face of the bureau and an irritating snob. Mix in a female black agent, Agent Fuller, a good agent with a huge chip on her shoulder, who is assigned as body guard and you have the makings of an entertaining story.

 

The plot is active and fun and the characters never take themselves too seriously. However, our heroine not only comes off her high horse, but also pulls around her a team, including her body guard who has becomes a respected colleague if not friend, to rescue her friends.

 

The draw backs for family viewing are many. There are references to sex, especially when her boyfriend dumps her. The action revolves around an effeminate character who not only remakes her into her New Image, but gives assistance when the action takes them into a nightclub setting where men impersonate famous singers—and so do they. Double entendres abound. There is both mild profanity and obscenity.

 

The movie is about being who you are and about caring for others even when it puts you in a bad light.

 

The humor may be predicable and this isn’t rocket science, but it was fun. For family viewing, only if you’re willing to talk about the issues it raises.

 

 

MILLION DOLLAR BABY

Rated PG 13

 

Reviewer Cassie Scheidies went to this movie with high hopes. She came out frustrated and upset at how the movie ended and the themes presented as good, but which she saw as giving up. She gives it a definite thumbs down.

 

There is both violence and crude language. But the issue isn’t language, it is the moral lesson that it’s ok to end your life if you don’t value your “quality” of life, that it’s ok to give up if life hands you a lemon. The movie is a disservice to all who become disabled, yet learn to live full lives within new limited parameters.

 

Cassie recommends the Focus on the Family Plugged In review: http://www.pluggedinonline.com/movies/movies/a0002027.cfm

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RACING STRIPES

Rated PG

Reviewed by Gloria Geiselman, Mother of three

 

Bravo to a movie that can appeal to adults and children at the same time. Racing Stripes deals with some classic family themes such as "a family pulls together to help one another", and "don't let others determine what you can and cannot do".

 

The setting for this movie is in the real horse country of Kentucky where a father and daughter struggle to deal with the loss of the mother who died racing thoroughbred horses. The father was known as a great trainer of such horses but since his wife's death he has stayed on his farm tending to it along with his young daughter. So how do they get involved with a zebra from Africa and thus the name of the movie "Racing Stripes?"

 

A circus is traveling through the countryside and in a storm they are trying to calm animals and put their rigs back in shape. A baby zebra is in a basket and in all the confusion gets left in the road while the circus moves on. Well who should almost run over the basket in the rain but the father in this movie? He has a soft touch for several misfit animals on his farm and so "Stripes" as they name him becomes part of their collection.

 

What I liked about this movie is that it had the elements of comic humor because the animals talk (and humans don't know that) and it has a good story-line of human conflicts and recovery. There are some pretty funny spots where even the flies are talking and encouraging the zebra to race to his best ability.

 

You don't have to worry about offensive language, but you will laugh, cheer, and wonder why there haven't been more zebras racing on the tracks in Kentucky.

 

COACH CARTER

Rated: PG-13

Reviewed by Jennifer Scheidies

 

Risk-taking, Hard work, and the Possible Payoff of Both.

A school in the “hood” with a floundering basketball team. Arrogant and defiant teens. A no-nonsense, commonsense-wise, disciplinarian, who genuinely cares about disadvantaged teens.

 

A story of overcoming personal fears, disillusioned teachers, a doubtful administration, and skeptical parents to triumph academically and socially is the story of Coach Carter.

 

Positive messages such as perseverance through fear, unconditional love, self respect, and working as a team to be successful are addressed.

 

I would not, however, recommend this for children who are not aware of abortion. The issue is glossed over rather lightly, in my opinion. There is also cursing. (Although it would be difficult to make a realistic account of this movie without any rough language.)

 

It is an inspiring movie for the late teen to adult crowd, especially since it is a true story. This movie prompts much rumination about current standards of educational practices, and introspection of the viewer’s own ideas of respect, love, and success. A sound story line, believable actors and actresses, and a heartfelt performance by Mr. Samuel Jackson make this movie an interesting way to spend two hours of your time.

 

* Suggestions: Good opportunity for opening discussion on issues of teamwork, responsibility, helping on another, sex, and more

*Warnings: language, some violence and suggestive sexual language & situations

THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE

Rated R

 

The main character Benn Marco finds himself questioning his military past, wondering if things really happened the way he remembered. Dreams and flashbacks and a comrade in arms start him on a journey for the truth. But as he digs for the truth, people begin to die around him. Sometimes he seems but a breath ahead of those who seek to silence him—permanently. Will he discover the truth in time not only to save his life, but the future of his nation as well?

 

I wanted to see this movie, but wondered if it would be too intense and waited to see it on DVD. It was intense and, at times, I didn't think the scenes needed to be quite as graphic as shown. The story was plot rather than character driven, which was fine, the plot dark.

 

I also felt there were plot holes that were not explained. This along with both unnecessary rough language and gratuitous violence made the film less than it might have been both in viewing pleasure and credibility. If you can ignore the drawbacks, the plot twists are interesting and the movie does leave the viewer satisfied with the ending.

 

NATIONAL TREASURE

Rated PG

 

Add together the adventure of the Indiana Jones' movies, the fun of the Incredibles (as well as some of the unbelievability of both), add no sex scenes or graphic violence or rough language, add in a touch of history and a lot of make believe where the good guys are good and win and the bad guys are bad and get caught and you have some idea of what attracted me to this movie.

 

The movie is filled with action and grand scenes of our "real" national treasures like the Library of Congress and the Liberty Bell and even offers a decent story line in which our founders hid a treasure passed on for hundreds of years and left a map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. The clue was entrusted to the Gates family, but no one believes them. Ben believes and it leads him into danger and betraying partners who want the treasure for them selves. The race to find the treasure and protect the Declaration begins with Ben just one step ahead of the bad guys. But can he stay that way?

 

The movie ride was fun. Not only did I enjoy this movie, but came out of the theater feeling upbeat.

 

It offers an opening to talk about our real historical foundations and the faith of our founders. You can also explain that the story itself is fiction, cobbling together situations and organization with little credible truth. Since the Freemason organization is part of the movie plot, you might also have to deal with this aspect.

 

We'll probably buy the DVD when it comes out. My hubby and I thought this well worth our time. Though not for the very young who would not understand context, this movie is family friendly.

 

THE INCREDIBLES

Rated PG

 

Lawsuits have driven superheroes underground. They have learned to live normal lives, marry and have kids. Only Mr. Incredible can't quite forget the thrill, or the heady feeling of serving a grateful public. When given a chance to once more test his mettle, he takes it. What he doesn't realize is that his arrogant actions will drag his whole family into danger and challenge his attitudes.

 

Even with comic violence, this might be too intense for some of the younger set. However, it does teach the value of family, working together and treating others with respect. A family-friendly, action-packed, fun movie.

 

 

THE TERMINAL

Rated: PG

 

This movie surprised me. The previews gave a whole different idea of the movie than it proved to be.

 

A man, Viktor, on his way to New York finds that he can neither return home nor enter the United States. A coup in his country leaves him without a country and without valid papers to enter the US.

 

This leaves him in limbo in the terminal, not speaking much English or fully understanding what is going on. He manages with both ingenuity and integrity to make the best of his situation. As the story unfolds, we meet an interesting cast of characters as well as the reason Viktor wanted to visit the US.

 

There is some mild language and a female character who is everything Viktor is not. But the contrast points out the sadness of her life though she has money and does what she wants while he seems to have nothing—nothing but a character that shines with integrity.

 

Terminal leaves the viewer satisfied and with the knowledge that maybe integrity isn't dead and even bad circumstances can be used for good with the right attitude.

 

 

CINDERELLA

Rated PG

 

A modern-day telling of the Cinderella story has Sam's father dying, leaving her in the care of her self-centered step-mother who pampers first herself, then her own two less than perfect spoiled brats.

 

Cinderella is forced to work both at home and in the diner that provides the family's living. Known as the Diner Girl, most of the wealthy, popular crowd either ignore or look down on her.

 

But Diner Girl has aspirations to enter Princeton and has found her soul-mate online. But will the reality of discovering each other's identities destroy Diner Girl's last dream?

This movie has a lot going for it, teaching the difference between real and false goals and about truly caring for others--not just appearances.

 

The movie does contain some shots of short skirts, bikinis and passionate kissing. There is also some very mild profanity

 

The story is an opportunity for parents and kids to discuss the important issues of friendship, love, kindness and hanging onto your dreams.

CODY BANKS 2: DESTINATION LONDON

RATED: PG

 

Cody Banks is a teenage CIA operative and even his family doesn’t know and wouldn’t believe if told. But when Cody helps someone escape thinking he was on a training mission, he finds himself in London on assignment, among a wacky set of characters. He must track down and stop the rogue CIA operative from using mind control technology to take over the minds of nations’ leaders.

 

This is action packed, often funny, movie without sex or language and only slapstick violence. While not as good as the first, Cody Banks 2 offers lighthearted entertainment, almost a spoof of the spy genre, that is family friendly and fun.

 

 

VAN HELSING

RATED: PG-13

 

I had some serious reservations about viewing this movie after seeing previews, and I am glad we waited for the movie to release on DVD. The story revolved around a curse on a family and their need to destroy Dracula. Add in Dracula's seductive winged brides, Frankenstein and a werewolf or two and you begin to get the picture.

 

In order to achieve eternal forgiveness for causing such evil as Dracula, the family must destroy him. The centuries-old battle between the family and evil has come down to the last member of the family--a woman of purpose and honor desperately trying to carry on. Enter Van Helsing sent by an order of priests.

 

There is definitely a battle between good and evil. Though the creators played fast and loose with theology, Christianity was the basis for the "good" as opposed to the evil.

 

A thread of humor ran through this movie, which didn't take itself too seriously. There is mild profanity, and I was disappointed when there was the implication that a "good" Friar slept with a grateful young woman. Graphic sex scenes are not an issue in this movie, but seductive poses and clothing are. There is also graphic violence, computer generated for the most part, but disturbing nonetheless--especially for younger viewers.

 

Good wins in the end. For those who enjoy the old—and new--legends, movies and classics, this might provide an entertaining take on those stories. Family fare--definitely not. I don't think anyone under 14 or so should be exposed; and then be prepared to discuss a few things.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

 

Reviewed by Gloria Geiselman, Learning Strategies Office Secretary, CENTER FOR ACADEMIC SUCCESS, UNK

 

I believe you will either enjoy this movie for the simple fun of it or it will bore you because there is nothing logical about it. The movie reads and acts just like a comic book story from before World War II. Adding to the nostalgic look, the film is basically in sepia brown and only the blonde hair, red lips, and a few other stand-out colors come through.

 

The Plot is simple and begins in New York City with a head-strong lady newspaper reporter. The city is being attack by giant robots. "Sky Captain" is called to help fight them and saves the reporter as well.  He has this side kick who is Mr. Genius when it comes to inventing things, like ray guns and what makes robots tick.

 

The story plays like most good vs. bad plots...girl gets in trouble and is saved by hero; they fly off together to rescue the planet from the evil scientist and his robots and save the earth from being destroyed.

 

The teenagers who went with me thought that though the film had a rather dorky in plot, the graphics were “cool.” The airplanes whirling between robots and enemy fire at least looked cool if not possible. It's hard to explain how a 1940's airplane takes bullet holes to the cockpit and then magical glides under water with no water leakage. I did enjoy the banter between Sky Captain and the reporter, and the flying aircraft carrier was a neat idea.

 

This is a good family film with no sex, a few explosions, and nothing very scary. The various robots might scare younger children, but it would surprise me if they did. If you want pure escapism for entertainment, this movie fits the bill. Overall I would recommend this movie to families, senior citizens, and at the very least a good history lesson on literature and perspectives for the teenagers. We had a good discussion on how we imagine what the future will look like and how we can be very wrong about it.


THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT

Rating: G

I didn't think they could pull off a good sequel to The Princess Diaries. I was wrong. Clumsy American teen Mia has become a graceful young woman, well almost. While her grandmother plans to hand over the throne on her 21st birthday, the governing body decides Mia must hold to the strict interpretation of the law and marry before she can take the throne. If she doesn't do it within the proscribed time (30 days), the throne will go to another claimant—a claimant she discovers, to her horror, she has already met.

Though this is definitely a chick-flick, it will appeal to any adults who love a good romance without bed-hopping or double meanings. There is also enough silly fun for younger kids not interested in the ROMANCE.

This is a fairy-tale where commitment is honored, where evil is vanquished by sacrifice and love wins. I came out smiling.


HIDALGO

Rating PG-13

Loosely based on a true story, HIDALGO is the story of a cowboy, haunted by his past, who is invited to enter his Spanish mustang in the greatest endurance race of all with pure-bed Arabians. Cowboy is beset by prejudice against himself and against his horse. He must deal not only with the unforgiving Arabian desert, but also those who wish to stop him any way possible. Cowboy fights fatigue and intrigue as he comes to terms with who he really is.

A fast-paced adventure story with a positive ending. However, certain graphic elements against both people and horses make this unsuitable for younger children. Cowboy calls on his Indian ancestors for help, Muslin culture is portrayed, leaving open the need for discussing faith and the difference between Christianity and other religions. There is some revisionist history in the Wounded Knee depiction.

My hubby and I wanted to see this in the theater, but weren't able to. Once we saw it on DVD we were glad we hadn't paid the $$ to see it in the theater. (After all what's a movie without popcorn and pop?) However we did enjoy watching it on DVD—it also has the history of the mustang--where we had more control. If taken simply as an 1890's adventure story, Hidalgo serves well as an afternoon entertainment.

 

 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

RATED PG-13

STARRING Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy; Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone; Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana; Steve Carell as Brick Tamland; David Koechner as Champ Kind; Fred Willard as Ed Harken; Chris Parnell as Garth Holiday



Anchorman is a spoof comedy on the newsroom a few decades ago. Ron Burgundy is perfectly fine with his life until his boss hires Veronica Corningstone in order to have diversity in the newsroom. All of a sudden his life is turned upside down and everything starts going wrong.



This movie is hilarious for people in the right mood. It is silly and stupid and very much the Will Ferrell movie. However, so much sexual joking and talking is strung throughout this film that I cannot recommend it to anyone no matter how funny I thought it was. Stay clear of “Anchorman.”





Spiderman 2

RATED PG-13

STARRING Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man / Peter Parker; Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson; James Franco as Harry Osborn; Alfred Molina as Doc Ock / Dr. Otto Octavius; Donna Murphy as Rosalie Octavius; Rosemary Harris as Aunt May; J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson; Daniel Gillies as John Jameson



Peter Parker is once again solving crimes using his Spiderman powers. He is still smitten with Mary Jane who is sick of waiting for him to come around. A villain emerges and Spiderman is the only one who can stop him. It is too bad that Spiderman’s powers are going away.

 

Spiderman has an incredible message of power and responsibility strewn throughout this film. I would venture to say that it is better than the first one. The only problem may be a little more intensity in the action violence. I would not recommend this movie to children under the age of eight (unless some parts can be monitored.) Other than that, Spiderman 2 is a strong solid movie.

SHREK 2

RATED PG

DIRECTED BY Andrew Adamson (Shrek), Kelly Asbury (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron) and Conrad Vernon

STARRING voices of Mike Myers as Shrek; Eddie Murphy as Donkey; Cameron Diaz as Fiona; Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots; John Cleese as King Harold; Julie Andrews as Queen Lillian; Rupert Everett as Prince Charming; Jennifer Saunders as Fairy Godmother

 

Shrek, Donkey, and Princess Fiona are back again. This time Shrek and Fiona have recently gotten back from their honeymoon when Fiona gets a message saying that her parents would like to meet her new husband. Unfortunately, her parents are not expecting Fiona's husband to be an ogre.

 

This movie is entertaining with a lot of witty comments. The animation is great and the story line is fun and easy to follow. However, several sexual jokes are made throughout the movie that are completely unnecessary. Pinocchio is seen wearing a thong in one scene and the fairy godmother does a lounge singer scene where some cleavage is shown.

 

Shrek 2 is fairly obviously aimed more at adults then children. In fact, I would venture to bet that more adults went and saw this movie then their kids. I would like to say that this movie's plot and message are so good that the unnecessary content can be overlooked. Unfortunately Shrek 2 does not do that statement justice. Spending your money on seeing Shrek 2 might turn you into an Ogre.

 

 

NEW YORK MINUTE

 

RATED PG

DIRECTED BY Dennie Gordon (What a Girl Wants, Joe Dirt)

STARRING Ashley Olsen as Jane Ryan; Mary-Kate Olsen as Roxy Ryan; Eugene Levy as Max Lomax; Andy Richter as Bennie Bang; Riley Smith as Jim; Jared Padalecki as Trey; Dr. Drew Pinsky as Dr. Ryan; Jack Osbourne as Justin; Bob Saget as Himself; musical appearance by Simple Plan

 

Jane and Roxy Ryan are twins that are on opposite ends of the spectrum. Jane is a model student who is almost perfect in every way. Roxy is a rocker chick whose main objective is to get up every morning. Because of their mother's death several years earlier, Roxy and Jane have grown apart in every way possible. When they both end up on the same bus to New York, trouble becomes a part of their very existence.

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are growing up and wanted to show their newfound maturity in their movie. One scene involves them wearing towels while running through the streets of New York. Another scene involves Jane's skirt being cut a lot shorter then the original. However, nothing they do in this movie makes it unwatchable. The biggest downfall may be the plug that the band "Simple Plan" gets. This band has highly objectionable content in their music.

 

New York minute made me laugh for one reason; it was so cheesy that I couldn't do anything but laugh. However, I enjoyed it nevertheless. I think with a couple downfalls, "New York minute" is fun for the whole family.

 

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PAYCHECK—Reviewed by Carolyn R. Scheidies

RATED PG-13

DIRECTED BY John Woo (Mission: Impossible 2)

STARRING Ben Affleck as Michael Jennings; Uma Thurman as Dr. Rachel Porter; Aaron Eckhart as Jim Rethrick; Paul Giamatti as Shorty; Colm Feore as Wolfe; Joe Morton as Agent Dodge; Michael C. Hall as Agent Klein

 

Money seems to be the only motivation for the main character who takes jobs so secret the organizations he works for wipes his memory once the project is complete. When the character resumes his life one more time after three years, he discovers he has exchanged financial rewards for mere trinkets—or are they? Suddenly he finds himself in danger from both government and the organization he worked for, but why? How does one reconstruct the last three years of a life in order to find the answer and, just maybe, save his own life? What could have changed a mercenary into a man of principle?

 

Fast paced plot and well-drawn characters keep the viewer involved with the story, the suspense and the climax. While there are some plot holes, on the whole this movie works.

 

Drawbacks? It is implied the hero and heroine are sleeping together. There is a lot of fighting, shooting, though not overly graphic in nature, some profanity.

 

This movie will open up lots of opportunities for discussion.

 

 

JOHNNY ENGLISH—Reviewed by Carolyn R. Scheidies

RATED PG

DISTRIBUTED BY Universal Studios

DIRECTED BY Peter Howitt

STARRING Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English; John Malkovich as Pascal Sauvage; Natalie Imbruglia as Lorna Campbell; Ben Miller as Bough

 

When all the British agents perish, none is left but paper pushing English and his partner. English has dreams of becoming a suave agent like 007, but is really only a bumbling idiot with visions of grandeur. His conclusions are usually wrong, but he makes up for his ineptness with dogged determination to save Queen and country—literally. Think Inspector Clouseau or Maxwell Smart and you have the idea.

 

While the plot is improbable and the antics of both hero and villain more so, I found myself laughing at this movie, something I don’t usually do. The drawbacks? Some rough language, some sexual innuendos and talk, a shot of a bare butt, comic violence. This just misses as family fare.

 

 

MEAN GIRLS

RATED PG-13 

DISTRIBUTED BY Paramount Pictures

DIRECTED BY Mark S. Waters

STARRING Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron; Tina Fey as Ms. Norbury; Rachel McAdams as Regina; Lizzy Caplan as Janis; Lacey Chabert as Gretchen; Daniel Franzese as Damian; Tim Meadows as Principal Duvall; Jonathan Bennett as Aaron; Amanda Seyfried as Karen;

 

After spending her whole life in Africa, Cady Heron must learn to adjust to high school. During this transition, she meets the most popular group in school called “The Plastics,” led by a snotty girl named Regina. But when Cady develops a crush on Regina’s ex-boyfriend, she learns who her true friends are.

 

This movie could be classified as a typical teen comedy with a little more depth to it. Also present in this film are solid lessens about friendship and being content with who you are.

 

Unfortunately, “Mean Girls,” also dabbles in sexual exploration (a teacher-student sexual relationship emerges as well as a homosexual one.) More than a few uses of the word B**** also come up in this movie.

 

I thought this movie was fun. In the end Cady does learn a huge lessen about being herself and not putting other people down in order to be popular. Cady’s down to earth, rule-bearing parents are also seen as the solid parents whereas Regina’s flaky teenager mom is looked on as inadequate. There was a lot of good in this movie. Unfortunately, there was so much bad intertwined that I am not sure I can recommend it even with awareness of the downfalls.

 

 

13 GOING ON 30

Rated PG 13

DISTRIBUTED BY Columbia Pictures

DIRECTED BY Gary Winick

STARRING Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink; Mark Rufallo as Matt Flamhaff; Judy Greer as Lucy Wyman; Andy Serkis as Richard Kneeland; Christa B. Allen as young Jenna; Sean Marquette as young Matt

 

13-year-old Jenna Rink wants desperately to be a part of the six chicks, the popular group of girls at school. When they agree to come to her birthday party, she couldn’t be happier. Before the party starts her best friend Matt gives her a touching gift. He builds her a dollhouse and gives her magic wishing dust so all her dreams come true. Unfortunately, when the six chicks ditch Jenna at her party, she kicks Matt out of her life. As Jenna sits in her closet, she desperately wishes to be “thirty, flirty, and thriving,” just like a magazine article she read. When she wakes up in the morning her wish has come true.

 

This movie was a breath of fresh air. Because Jenna is only thirteen at heart, she reacts to every sexual thing in an “ewww…gross,” type of way. When she wakes up to a naked man in her apartment (we don’t see anything,) she freaks out and runs away. Jenna finds out that she has been doing a lot of things and cries for the “bad person” she has become.

 

I was really impressed with this movie. It was funny without being over the top sexual. Jenna discovers the person that she wants to be and goes back with intent to change it. I would definitely recommend this movie.

 

 

RAISING HELEN

RATED PG-13

DISTRIBUTED BY Touchstone Pictures

DIRECTED BY Garry Marshall (The Princess Diaries, Runaway Bride, The Other Sister)

STARRING Kate Hudson as Helen Harris; John Corbett as Pastor Dan Parker, Joan Cusack as Jenny Portman; Hayden Panettiere as Audrey Davis; Spencer Breslin as Henry Davis; Abigail Breslin as Sarah Davis; Felicity Huffman as Lindsay Davis; Hector Elizondo as Mickey Massey

 

Helen Harris is the youngest of three sisters. She is an executive assistant to a modeling agency owner. Her life consists of fashion shows, parties, and nights on the town. But all that changes when her older sister and her sister's husband are killed in a car accident. Helen becomes the guardian to her sister's three children. In doing so, she realizes the sacrifices she must make.

 

This was an incredible story about the importance of family and motherhood. Helen learns that she must give up her job, her apartment, and her nightlife in order to be a good parent to the children. Through it all, Helen learns what sacrifice is all about.

 

There are a few minor downfalls to this film. Helen wears some revealing clothing at the beginning of the film. A fashion show also shows men and women in skimpier clothing. There are only a couple swear words. In her "Before Mom" stage Helen is also seen making out with one of the models and it is implied that something more happened. (All we see are the two of them going into her apartment while making out.)

 

This was one of the cleanest and most well written movies I have seen in a long time. It celebrates motherhood as well as showing the importance of integrity and sacrifice. "Raising Helen" is definitely worth your time.
 

WALKING TALL

RATED PG-13

DISTRIBUTED BY MGM

DIRECTED BY Kevin Bray (All About the Benjamins)

STARRING Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Chris Vaughn; Neal McDonough as Jay Hamilton; Johnny Knoxville as Ray Templeton; Ashley Scott as Deni; John Beasley as Chris Vaughn Sr.; Khleo Thomas as Pete; Michael Bowen as Sheriff Watson

 

 

Chris Vaughn is a man who comes back to his hometown after seven years in the Army. When he comes home, things are not the same. Instead of the wholesome mill, now a casino is the hub of most of the cash flow in his town. When Chris's nephew gets crystal meth from one of the security guards at the casino, Chris decides to get even.

 

Unfortunately, this movie is not one that is based on the law or morality. Chris gets even by beating up or killing everyone in his way. Those teenagers who envy "The Rock" will love this movie and even desire to be like him. What a horrible thing. I am appalled at the amount of violence and sexuality in a PG-13 rated movie. Nothing about this movie will make it worth watching. Standing Tall is about falling as low as possible. Stay away from it.

 

 

THE PRINCE AND ME

RATED PG

DISTRIBUTED BY Paramount Pictures

DIRECTED BY Martha Coolidge (Lost in Yonkers, Real Genius, Joy of Sex)

STARRING Julia Stiles as Paige Morgan; Luke Mably as Prince Edvard ‘Eddie’ Valdemar Dangaard; Ben Miller as Soren; James Fox as King Haraald; Miranda Richardson as Queen Rosalind

 

 

Paige is a driven college student who always has her life planned out. Eddie is a prince who would rather have fun than represent royalty. Eddie decides he needs to get away from life in Denmark and go to college. He soon meets Paige. They fall in love.

 

This is a classic boy meets girl movie. Paige and Eddie fall in love and want to get married. Eddie purposes to her. This is definitely the movie for the "chick flick nights."

 

A problem in this movie is the amount of sexual dialogue within this film. Eddie sees a "Girl's Gone Wild" video. Paige and Eddie try to have sex twice but are interrupted (nothing is seen but it is MORE than implied.) This movie ought to be rated PG-13 simply based on the amount of sexuality within it. However, marriage is looked on as positive and true love is seen as more than sexual activity.

 

It may seem as though it is a family movie, but I would limit it to those who are old enough to understand the ramifications of sex. For adults, this movie is very sweet and well written. I thoroughly enjoyed it.